April 9, 2008

Lizard Cheesecake

Hatched by Dafydd

I stole this from Rich "Mullings" Galen. God only knows why he missed the obvious question here:

Phuket Mermaids

Actual caption: Models present creations of Top & Bottoms by Phuket Mermaids during Bangkok International Fashion Week March 23, 2008.

Wait. "Phuket Mermaids?" Do you take me for a fool?

(Don't answer that question!)

Mullings is a three-times weekly "cybernet column" written by Rich Galen, a political heavy hitter who was last seen as the PR guy for Fred Thompson's presidential campaign, and (earlier) for the Coalition Provisional Authority. (And long before that, for Vice President Dan Quayle and Shrieker of the House Newt Gingrich). I believe his son, "the lad," was at one time on President Bush's staff.

If you don't already subscribe to Mulllings, you've a treat in store.

You see Rich now and again on the various argue-shows, like Hannity & Colmes. I befriended the poor, befuddled man and gave him aid and comfort. When Sachi and I were last in Washington D.C., he took us to lunch. Rich was very friendly and jovial, unlike Paul Mirengoff (who also gave us lunch): Paul spent the entire prandial meeting scowling at me as if he'd seen me somewhere before -- and was more than half convinced it was on bulletin board at the Post Office. (I kept trying to adjust my tie to a more convincing angle... which was odd, as I was, of course, not wearing one.)

Strangely, Galen gave no sign of having noticed the name of the bikini company. But that may have been due to the Mullings Director of Standards and Practices (his wife) breathing down his neck.

Nota bene: If you think the model on the right is hotter than the model on the left, you're probably a latent homosexual. (Hah! See? Pour an apple martini and a glass of port into the reptile, and his real personality comes out...!)

Hatched by Dafydd on this day, April 9, 2008, at the time of 2:30 AM

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The following hissed in response by: Tregonsee

I have been to Phuket. Nice place. The locals pronounce the name "Foo-ket." Did you have something else in mind? ;)

The above hissed in response by: Tregonsee [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 9, 2008 5:24 AM

The following hissed in response by: Geoman

"Do you take me for a fool?"

No, I take you for a phool.

The above hissed in response by: Geoman [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 9, 2008 9:26 AM

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