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<title>Imagine No al-Qaeda, It&apos;s Easy If He Tries...</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>The national-defense syllogism of President Barack H. Obama is pristine in its consistency:</p>

<ul>
	<li><strong>The war against the Iran/al-Qaeda axis is over!</strong>  It ended on January 20th, 2009, when the One We Have Been Yearning For was finally inaugurated.</li>

<p>	<li>It was just one more of those failed policies from the previous administration.  The war criminal Bush brought it on himself when he enraged the world by launching an unprovoked invasion of Iraq.</li></p>

<p>	<li><p>There are still a few criminal gangs that want to commit crimes against individuals inside the United States.  The attacks on the American embassies in Kenya and Tanzania, the bombing of the U.S.S. Cole, the attacks on the World Trade Centers and some other public building -- these were <em>crimes</em>:  serious perhaps, but no different in substance from a home-invasion robbery or a residential burglary.</p></p>

<p>And we already know how to deal with crime:  After the next 9/11, we'll issue an immediate and sweeping <em>flurry of indictments</em> against the suicide perpetrators.</li></p>

<p>	<li>Of course, you can't stop a burglary with missiles and bombs... <strong>therefore we should <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/20/us/20terror.html">stand down all those needless, senseless military defenses</a></strong> -- <em>think of the money we could save</em>!</li></ul></p>

<p>And to gain the love of the whole rest of the world, we should proudly and publicly proclaim that we've done so:</p>

<blockquote><p>The commander of military forces protecting North America has ordered a review of the costly air defenses intended to prevent another Sept. 11-style terrorism attack, an assessment aimed at determining whether the commitment of jet fighters, other aircraft and crews remains justified....</p>

<p>The review, to be completed next spring, is expected to be the military’s most thorough reassessment of the threat of a terrorism attack by air since Al Qaeda’s strikes on Sept. 11, 2001, transformed a Defense Department focused on fighting other militaries and led to the Bush administration’s “global war on terror.”</blockquote></p>

<p>Think of it:  No more fighter jets fueled and ready to shoot down airliners... no more American troops sent all over the world... no more Guantanamo Bay... no more torturing innocent farmers and scholars kidnapped from Tora Bora.  With all the protections against crime we now have -- security screenings at airports, locked cockpit doors, no-fly zones around wherever the Obamacle happens to be -- who needs military force?</p>

<p>The eight-year national nightmare is over; it turns out that the entire premise of "<em>war</em>" was flawed to begin with, as the trials of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and other criminals prove.  And the money, the expense!  Just think how all those billions that could be better spent on seizing control of health care and crippling America's energy production:</p>

<blockquote><p>The assessment is partly a reflection of how a military straining to fight two wars is questioning whether it makes sense to keep in place the costly system of protections established after those attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. Though the last of the air patrols above American cities were discontinued in 2007, the military keeps dozens of warplanes and hundreds of air crew members on alert to respond to potential threats.</p>

<p><strong>“The fighter force is extremely expensive, so you always have to ask yourself the question ‘How much is enough?’ ”</strong> said Maj. Gen. Pierre J. Forgues of Canada, director of operations for the North American Aerospace Defense Command, or Norad, which carries out the air defense mission within the United States military’s Northern Command.</blockquote></p>

<p>What could possibly go wrong?</p>

<p>We cannot stick with the old regime of military defense anyway; we just don't have the resources:</p>

<blockquote>General Forgues said the American and Canadian fleets of fighters, refueling tankers and radar planes “are always in high demand and low supply.”</blockquote>

<p>Rather than do something crazy and counterproductive, like increasing the supply of fighters and refueling tankers to match the demand, it's so much easier simply to reduce demand by ending the air defenses.</p>

<p>But of course, nothing is carved in stone yet; that Canadian general who runs the American air defense at NORAD, Pierre Forgues, is merely conducting a <em>review</em>.  Who can say how it may turn out?</p>

<blockquote>General Forgues cautioned that there was no predetermined outcome of the review and that it was possible the commitment to the air defense mission would remain the same, or even increase.</blockquote>

<p>Just as Obama, after careful consideration, may actually choose a counterinsurgency strategy in Afghanistan and send <em>even more troops</em> than Gen. Stanley McChrystal has requested -- who can say?  It's still under review.</p>

<p>The <em>Times</em> notes the truly staggering expenditures of the Bush regime's warmongering and jet-jockeying over the skies of America:  Combat air patrols over our cities cost (brace yourselves) in excess of $50 million every week.  <strong>That's more than $2.6 billion each and every year</strong> -- an utterly unsustainable expense, fully equal to an <em>entire week</em> of the price for ObamaCare.  How can we possibly continue to bankrupt ourselves by paying for such unnecessary, imperialist, neoconservative militarism?</p>

<p>Thank goodness our nation came to its senses in time to elect a president who believes in <em>strength through disarmament</em>.  It's no wonder he was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize; Barack Obama is Mother Teresa on steroids.</p>

<p><em>Cross-posted on Hot Air's <a href="http://hotair.com/greenroom/archives/2009/11/20/imagine-no-al-qaeda-its-easy-if-he-tries/">rogues' gallery</a></em>...</p>]]></description>
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<category>Presidential Peculiarities and Pomposities</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:27:17 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Maritalphobic Democrats Strike Again!</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Generally we use the "Matrimonial Madness" category for discussions of same-sex marriage; but not this time.  Today, in a bolt from the blue (staters), the Senate Democrats have snuck a ringer into Majority Leader Harry "Pinky" Reid's (D-NV, 70%) version of ObamaCare...  <strong>they created a new tax with a nasty "<a href="http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/nov/20/married-couples-face-tax-in-senate-health-care-bil/">marriage penalty</a>" to punish dopes who actually tie the knot,</strong> instead of simply living together (evidently the Democrat preferred option):</p>

<blockquote><p>Senate Democrats' health care bill would create a new marriage penalty by imposing a tax on individuals who make $200,000 annually but hitting married couples making just $50,000 more....</p>

<p>"Yes, this structure can create a 'marriage penalty' for some couples. It also creates a 'marriage bonus' for others," [Jim Manley, a Reid spokesman] said. "A married couple with one wage earner can earn up to $250,000 without facing this higher tax, whereas a single person in the same job with the same pay would be hit by it."</p>

<p><font color="#3300FF">But a married couple in which each earner makes $150,000 would be hit with the tax, whereas an unmarried couple living together with the same incomes would not.</font></p>

<p>Ryan Ellis, tax policy director at Americans for Tax Reform, said the new marriage penalty comes on top of an existing one that's always been part of the payroll tax, which funds Social Security and Medicare.</blockquote></p>

<p>Say what they will, <strong>it appears that Democrats simply cannot abide the institution of marriage.</strong>  They seek to destroy it any way they can:</p>

<ul>
	<li>"No-fault" divorce;</li>

<p>	<li>Enacting adoption laws that don't "discriminate" against unmarried adoptive parents;</li></p>

<p>	<li>Altering the very definition of marriage willy-nilly;</li></p>

<p>	<li>And now by heavily taxing marriage -- but not shacking up.</li></ul></p>

<p>Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY, 80%) is beside himself:</p>

<blockquote>"If you have insurance, you get taxed. If you don't have insurance, you get taxed. If you need a life-saving medical device, you get taxed. If you need prescription medicines, you get taxed," said Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, Kentucky Republican, who is leading the fight against the bill.</blockquote>

<p>And now, <em>if you get married, you get taxed</em>.</p>

<p>But it's not just marriage that Democrats hate and fear; they also despise patients who want to control their own medical care:</p>

<blockquote><p>Several relatively small tax increases will be aimed at health savings accounts and medical savings accounts. One will change the definitions for medical expenses that qualify as itemized deductions. Another will raise the penalties for withdrawing funds from these vehicles. A third would limit health-related flexible spending arrangements.</p>

<p>"All of these changes are designed to make health savings accounts less attractive and cripple consumer-directed health care plans," said Michael Cannon, director of Health Policy Studies at the Cato Institute. Altogether, they would raise about $20 billion through 2019.</blockquote></p>

<p>Take <em>that</em>, you villains trying to decrease your own health-insurance premiums via MSAs and catastrophic care!  We can add a couple more to McConnell's collection:  If you have an expensive health-insurance plan, you get taxed.  If you have a <em>cheap</em> health-insurance plan... you get taxed.</p>

<p>Liberals and Democrats:  <strong>They're nothing if not consistent in their hatred of every traditional American virtue,</strong> from self-reliance to traditional marriage to fiscal sobriety to self-defense to American exceptionalism.</p>

<p>Say... let's put them in charge of all energy production, all financial transactions, defending the nation against the Iran/al-Qaeda axis, and the medical care of every individual American.  <em>What could possibly go wrong</em>?</p>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:52:02 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;Not Getting It&quot; as the New Democratic Religion</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Many, many years ago -- around the time of the battle of Gettysburg, I think -- I heard a radio commercial for some MBA school.  For some unknown reason, it was seared, seared in my mind.</p>

<p>The advert has a number of employees gathered around the water cooler (I suppose; it's radio, not TV).  They're all stunned by the recent promotion of Fred, and each gives increasingly bizarre and utterly irrelevant premises why he (one she) should have been promoted instead:</p>

<div class="indented"><p>"I keep my desk cleaner than anyone else in the department!"</p>

<p>"I wear a two thousand dollar suit!"</p>

<p>"I offered to paint the boss' house!"</p>

<p>"I'm the tallest guy here!"</div></p>

<p>Then the last fellow, voice practically breaking in anguish:</p>

<div class="indented">"Well for Pete's sake -- <em>I have sideburns</em>!"</div>

<p>Whenever I read <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/businessNews/idUSTRE5AI3ZV20091119">stuff like this</a> from the Democrats, that commercial always bubbles up in my memory...</p>

<blockquote><p><font color="#3300FF">Any tax imposed on financial transactions</font> would have to take effect internationally to prevent Wall Street jobs and related business moving overseas, U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said on Thursday.</p>

<p>"It would have to be an international rule, not just a U.S. rule," Pelosi said at a news conference. "We couldn't do it alone, we'd have to do it as an international initiative."</p>

<p>The top Democrat's comments seemed to spell longer odds for <font color="#3300FF">the Wall Street tax,</font> which some Democrats in the House of Representatives are proposing as a way to pay for job-creating legislation.</blockquote></p>

<p>The "Wall Street tax?"  Somehow I missed this one.  By "financial transactions," they can only mean what the rest of us call Capitalism.  I read further:</p>

<blockquote>The tax, which could raise <font color="#3300FF">$150 billion per year,</font> would tap into <em>widespread public outrage</em> at Wall Street in the wake of the financial crisis, but support is lackluster among key legislators.</blockquote>

<p>First, if there is "widespread public outrage at Wall Street," it was surely whipped up by Democrats themselves, especially during the 2008 presidential and congressional elections.  But second -- a hundred and fifty billion a year?  Over ten years, that works out to -- ah -- let me get my calculator... to $1.5 trillion dollars over ten years!  A trillion and a half sucked out of the economy into the maw of federal government... so what is it supposed to buy us?  Oh, here it is:</p>

<blockquote><p>Democrats in the House aim to <font color="#3300FF">pass legislation designed to create more jobs</font> before the end of the year to ease double-digit unemployment levels that threaten an economic recovery. The Senate is expected to act early next year.</p>

<p>The bill could include increased road construction, money to help states avoid layoffs of police and other public employees, and a further extension of unemployment benefits, Pelosi said.</p>

<p>Other options include extending health-insurance subsidies for the jobless, a tax credit for businesses that create jobs, more funding for energy-efficiency programs, and low-interest loans for small businesses.</blockquote></p>

<p>Well for Pete's sake -- <em>Nancy Pelosi has sideburns</em>!</p>

<p>We're currently experiencing the worst unemployment rates federally and statewide in decades; businesses, especially small businesses, have been crippled by excessive regulation, soaring energy costs, skyrocketing health-care costs, and of course by draconian taxation levied by all levels of government.</p>

<p>So what is the Democrats' solution?  It's as rational as pi:  Pass another massive tax on "financial transactions" (wouldn't that hit everybody, not just Wall Street?) -- in order to "<em>create more jobs</em>."  "Oh, of course we all support that Capitalism stuff, something about buyers and sellers... but surely you understand that companies can't create jobs; that requires <em>federal legislation</em>!"</p>

<p>And it sure worked out well the last time, didn't it?  I mean way, way back in February, when the Democrats enacted the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009 -- the first "stimulus" bill, without which unemployment might have risen as high as 8.2%.  It worked... it stimulated the economy so much that now they're talking about a massive new tax on Capitalism to pay for government-created jobs.</p>

<p>Squeaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-Haight-Ashbury, 100%) enthuses about the scheme:</p>

<blockquote>"This is just something that is on the table, it hasn't been developed to a high priority, <strong>but it has substantial currency in our caucus,"</strong> Pelosi said.</blockquote>

<p>I find it increasingly hard to believe that liberals and Democrats are merely stupid, too dense to understand the fundamental premise of the market:  That the "invisible hand" of the market allows buyers and sellers to find each other... so long as the "invisible foot" of government doesn't trip them up.</p>

<p>More and more, I am driven to the conclusion that the liberals in Congress and the White House reject the doctrine of Capitalism as <em>heresy</em> against their religion of government-enforced altruism... much the way many Fundamentalist Christians and Jews reject evolution in the (mistaken, I argue) belief that evolutionary biology denies God.  Liberals appear to believe that altruism, complete selflessness, is the <em>only</em> moral way to resolve "crises" like hunger, health care, poverty, and security.  Worse, they believe that altruism is even more effective when embraced at gunpoint.</p>

<p>A true altruist will take food from his own starving child to give to the starving child of a stranger; he is harsher on his friends than his enemies, because he must deny all forms of self interest, including sentiment.</p>

<p>But liberalism demands not only forced personal altruism but forced <em>national</em> altruism as well; so they cripple their own country to empower the worst and strangest countries in the world, just to prove how <em>selfless</em> America is (when driven by Democrats).  Thus they make us bow before kings and fawn over tyrants, then kick our democratic allies in the shins and betray them to their enemies.</p>

<p>This cannot be sheer idiocy; <strong>never attribute to stupidity what can adequately be explained by malice:</strong>  Leaders of mass movements usually know exactly what they're doing.  Alas, in this era, the strongest mass religion is the First Church of Enforced Altruism... and it may require a religious civil war to take back our country.</p>

<p><em>Cross-posted on Hot Air's <a href="http://hotair.com/greenroom/archives/2009/11/19/not-getting-it-as-the-new-democratic-religion/">rogues' gallery</a></em>...</p>]]></description>
<link>http://biglizards.net/blog/archives/2009/11/not_getting_it.html</link>
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<category>Democratic Culture of Corruption</category>
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<title>If Joe Lieberman Is the Democrats&apos; &quot;Lindsey Graham&quot;...</title>
<description><![CDATA[<h3>...Are we required to despise him too?</h3>

<p>Politico notes that when Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-CT, 85% Dem) announced he would not merely vote against ObamaCare but would <a href="http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1109/29698.html">filibuster it</a> -- at least the final motion to call the question -- <strong>he burnt many bridges back to the Democratic Party:</strong></p>

<blockquote><p>“My sense is that when he announced he would filibuster the public option, he was saying goodbye to the Democratic Party,” said Doug Schwartz, director of the Quinnipiac University poll in Hamden, Conn. “My sense is, that was the straw that broke the camel’s back.”</p>

<p>In a new Quinnipiac poll, Connecticut voters said by a 2-to-1 margin that Lieberman’s views on the issues put him closer to Republicans than to Democrats....</p>

<p>In an interview, Richard Blumenthal, the state attorney general, said he’s getting more encouragement from Democrats in Connecticut to consider a challenge to Lieberman in 2012. A February Quinnipiac poll found that Blumenthal would <em>beat Lieberman</em> by a 28-point margin.</blockquote></p>

<p>Sounds grim, until one reads the next paragraph:</p>

<blockquote>A September Research 2000 poll found that <strong>Republican Gov. M. Jodi Rell would defeat both Blumenthal and Lieberman in a potential three-way 2012 matchup;</strong> the same poll found that 68 percent of the state’s voters support the public option.</blockquote>

<p>Lieberman has turned into quite a Republican ally in this medicine-war for the soul of America:</p>

<blockquote><p>Lieberman said it’s the “wrong time” to create a government insurance program, claiming it would increase the national debt, probably raise taxes and increase premiums for insurance holders.</p>

<p>But Democrats said that Lieberman is employing GOP talking points in distorting the virtues of a public option, noting it’s the one entity that could <em>control costs</em> -- by adding a major new provider to the marketplace that would force private insurers to reduce their costs.</blockquote></p>

<p>Yes, "control costs" by using the same tactics as Great Britain's National Health Service (NHS):  rationing or <em>denying</em> medical care; encouraging the old and feeble to die quickly to spare their children; and jacking up both taxes and federal debt simultaneously, thus making it nearly impossible even to pay for the programs already in place, let alone all the new or expanded programs Barack H. Obama hopes to institute.</p>

<p>I would find it sad but amusing if Lieberman were to lose his bid for reelection -- only to be replaced by a popular <em>Republican</em> former governor.  But the important question remains begged:  If we "Ned Lamont" Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC, 82%), will we retain that seat?  Or would it turn out the same as when <em>Ned Lamont</em> "Ned Lamonted" Lieberman in 2006?</p>]]></description>
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<category>Opinions: Nasty, Brutish, and Shortsighted</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:28:35 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>How to Win Fiends and Infuriate Voters</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>The Washington D.C. City Council is poised to slap same-sex marriage (SSM) on the table in our nation's capital, whether the citizens want it or not.  And now, to add insult to penury, the District of Columbia Board of Elections and Ethics [<em>sic</em>] has made its own contribution to democracy... <strong>it has <a href="http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/nov/18/dc-vote-on-gay-marriage-denied/">rejected a traditional-marriage initiative</a> from the ballot:</strong></p>

<blockquote><p>The D.C. Board of Elections and Ethics on Tuesday denied a petition to put a ballot initiative before city voters that would define marriage as between a man and a woman.</p>

<p>The decision came the same day the D.C. Council scheduled a Dec. 1 initial vote on a bill to legalize same-sex marriage.</p>

<p>The two-member elections board said it could not accept the Marriage Initiative of 2009, filed by the Stand4MarriageDC coalition, <font color="#3300FF">because it "authorizes discrimination prohibited under the District of Columbia Human Rights Act."</font> About 100 people testified during a hearing on the initiative last month.</p>

<p>"We have considered all of the testimony presented to the board and understand the desire to place this question on the ballot," board Chairman Errol R. Arthur said. "However, the laws of the District of Columbia preclude us from allowing this initiative to move forward."</blockquote></p>

<p>Let's put this in context:  The Board has ruled that it cannot allow the citizens of D.C. to decide whether to ban SSM, because if they vote to do so -- which they likely would -- that would "violate" the very law it just <em>replaced</em>!</p>

<p>Now in most jurisdictions, if citizens enact a <em>new</em> law that supercedes an <em>old</em> one, then the superceded law is no longer operative.  It is defunct.  It has ceased to exist.  It is an ex-law.  If it wasn't nailed to its perch, it would be pushing up daisies.</p>

<p>But evidently in D.C., laws passed by the Council abide forever and and a day; and they can <em>never</em> be overturned by the people, despite their supposed citizens' initiative.  New York is shortly to have "show-trials," but Washington D.C. already has "<em>show-votes</em>."</p>

<p>But of course, when the party in power* is so consistently, relentlessly, <em>belligerently</em> opposed to its own constituents, <strong>it's no wonder they fear democracy almost as much as do the mullahs of Iran.</strong>  As H.L. Mencken is reputed to have said -- or written -- or thought up -- or <em>wished</em> he had thought up -- "If the government can't trust the people, why don't they just dissolve them and elect a new people?"</p>

<p>I would not be shocked to discover the Board and the City Council right now poring over the lawbooks, trying to find some precedent to do exactly that.</p>

<p>&nbsp;</p>

<p>* The thirteen-member Council of the District of Columbia comprises 11 Democrats -- and 2 "independents."</p>

<p><em>Cross-posted on Hot Air's <a href="http://hotair.com/greenroom/archives/2009/11/18/how-to-win-fiends-and-infuriate-voters/">rogues' gallery</a></em>...</p>]]></description>
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<category>Matrimonial Madness</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:14:02 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Women in Politics</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>The other day a lady called on the phone; during a conversation about something else, she asked me, “Mr. Ross, do you dislike women politicians?”</p>

<p>I immediately replied that I liked Sarah Palin, to which she shot back, “But that’s only because she’s foxy!”  I should have said, “I really like her since I saw her on the cover of Newsweek!”  But instead I replied that I also liked Margaret Thatcher, the former, great conservative British prime minister, who by no one’s estimation, even when she was a young woman, could have been called “foxy” or even attractive.</p>

<p>The lady’s point was that I had once again (in an editorial) attacked Hillary Clinton by pointing out how shrill she can be.  She concluded that I don’t like women in politics.</p>

<p>This seems to be a common theme among Democrats too; just last week, Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL, 100%) issued the statement that the GOP is a "party that doesn't respect women” and said that it is “repulsed” by women.</p>

<p>That’s silly.  I dislike <em>liberal</em> women politicians, because they are liberals, not because they are women.  The fact that most liberal women are shrill and unattractive and make taking a vow of celibacy look fetching at times only underscores my point.</p>

<p>And that point is that currently, most of the prominent women in politics are liberals.  Or at least it was until fairly recently; but with the rise of Sarah Palin -- and two weeks ago Rep. Michelle Bachmann (R-MN, 100%), who organized the huge protests in Washington to try to defeat the House health care plan -- it’s just plain inaccurate to say that there aren’t good, prominent women conservatives in politics.  And I like ‘em.</p>

<p>On the other hand, it isn’t hard to divine that liberals and Democrats have their own problem with women in politics who are, as my interlocutor of last week said, “foxy.”  This could be because their most prominent representatives are people like Nancy Pelosi and Barbara Boxer, who are to “foxy” as Edsel is to T-Bird.  Or, to brutalize a dead horse, Hillary again... about whom no one will ever write, “Hillary Clinton, in a glamorous off the shoulders Georgio Armani pantsuit straight off the runway."  But that’s all right; we want secretaries of state to be intimidating.  (I’m being unkind:  None of them would stop a clock, although she might make it lose an hour or two a day.)</p>

<p>I’ve had fun with Mrs. Bill Clinton’s less attractive characteristics -- mainly her ability to sound like most men’s ex-wives -- as well as her tendency towards authoritarianism.  That and the fact that every week she reminds me more and more of former Secretary of State Madeline Albright.  [<em>Or perhaps former Secretary of State Warren Christopher</em>.  -- <em>DaH</em>]</p>

<p>But I digress.</p>

<p>That’s a whole level of discussion removed from the way the media, and especially liberals, piled onto Sarah Palin, attacking her for her supposed lack of intelligence and dignity (compared to the man who is <em>now</em> vice president) and implying that she was a bad mother because she brought a Downs syndrome baby to term.  Or for being from the Podunk state of Alaska, home of the snowbillies.  No good universities there to get prestigious degrees from, like say, Bryn Mawr [<em>a.k.a. Vowelless U</em>.  -- <em>DaH</em>].</p>

<p>She was also, almost by definition, attacked for being beautiful, as though it is wrong to be both smart and sexy.  Oh, and conservative!  And lest we forget, that Mrs. Palin speaks like one of the common people.  Those sort of attacks will probably also now be aimed at Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann, who, needless to say, is also a very attractive woman.</p>

<p>I know not what course other men may take, but give me beautiful women in my Republican party, or give me death.  That’s preferable to Hillary, Barbara, and Nancy put together -- a rather daunting visual image.</p>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:08:51 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>The Commissar Vanishes - Leaving Only His Smile</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Strongman Attorney General Eric Holder has announced formation of a new "<a href="http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-financial-fraud18-2009nov18,0,211692.story">Financial Fraud Enforcement Task Force</a>;" the new task force was created via Executive Order by the stroke of Barack H. Obama's magic signing pen:</p>

<blockquote><p>"Mortgages, securities and corporate fraud schemes have eroded the public's confidence in the nation's financial markets and have led to a growing sentiment that <font color="#3300FF">Wall Street does not play by the same rules as Main Street,"</font> Atty. Gen. Eric H. Holder Jr. said at a Washington news conference. "<font color="#3300FF">Unscrupulous executives,</font> Ponzi scheme operators and common criminals alike have targeted the pocketbooks and the retirement accounts of middle-class Americans and, in many cases, devastated entire families' futures."</p>

<p>"We will not allow these actions to go unpunished," he continued. "By punishing criminals for their actions, we will send a strong message to anyone looking to <font color="#3300FF">profit from the misfortunes of others."</font></blockquote></p>

<p>Its mandate -- and its targets -- are clear:</p>

<blockquote>Holder and other officials said they have been vigorously pursuing financial fraud cases already and that the task force would build off those efforts. The SEC, which has been severely criticized for missing numerous warning signals about Bernard L. Madoff's Ponzi scheme, has reorganized and streamlined its enforcement efforts and is launching special units to focus on <font color="#3300FF">derivatives and securitized products, insider trading and market manipulation, and fraud by hedge funds and investment advisors,</font> Khuzami said.</blockquote>

<p>In a Bloomberg article, Holder gets <a href="http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news&#63;pid&#61;20601103&amp;sid&#61;aToGdM0UG6Bc">even more specific</a>:</p>

<blockquote>The aim of the new task force is “to prevent another meltdown from happening,” Attorney General Eric Holder said. “We will be relentless in our investigation of <font color="#3300FF">corporate and financial</font> wrongdoing.”</blockquote>

<p>Does anybody notice what is missing from this list?  <strong>How about the government officials whose corrupt regulation caused the housing collapse in the first place?</strong></p>

<ul>
	<li>The members of Congress who enacted the Community Reinvestment Act in 1977;</li>

<p>	<li>The Jimmy Carter administration officials who flogged it through;</li></p>

<p>	<li>The Bill Clinton administration officials who <em>hijacked it</em>, using it as a blunt instrument to force lenders to lend too much money to people too poor (and too irresponsible) to pay it back;</li></p>

<p>	<li>The current members of Congress who blocked George W. Bush's attempts to repeal some of the regulatory mandate-madness, which he saw was leading to exactly the collapse that occurred;</li></p>

<p>	<li>And of course, those members of Congress and officials of Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac who were neck-deep in the slime of the <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121375337067183049.html">Countrywide Financial scandal</a>, including Senate Budget Committee Chairman Kent Conrad (D-ND, 95%) and Senate Banking, Housing, and Urban Affairs Committee Chairman Christopher Dodd (D-CT, 100%) -- both still chairing the very committees responsible for "overseeing" the very institutions who were pushed by the very same CRA to lend to the very folks whose greed for more house than they could afford led to the very financial crisis swamping us today.</li></ul></p>

<p>All of whom are today pushing for an even more robust Community Reinvestment Act -- and <em>not a single one of whom</em> will be targeted by Obama's spanking new Financial Fraud Enforcement Task Force (which is <em>totally different</em>, of course, from the "Corporate Fraud Task Force," which President Bush established in 2002).  And so, having wrought his havoc and accepted his bribes, <strong>the commissar vanishes yet again, leaving only his mysterious, enigmatic, Cheshire-Cat smile.</strong></p>

<p>Thank goodness our Attorney General has his head screwed on straight.</p>

<p><em>Cross-posted on Hot Air's <a href="http://hotair.com/greenroom/archives/2009/11/17/the-commissar-vanishes-leaving-only-his-smile/">rogues' gallery</a></em>...</p>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:06:06 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>An Insidious &quot;Loan&quot;</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Because it takes a two-thirds majority of the legislature to raise taxes in California, the lawmakers and the governor last summer came up with something called “an involuntary tax-free loan” from you and me to the State.  That did not require a two-thirds majority.</p>

<p>All of us who get paychecks now find that our state withholding tax is ten percent higher than it was last month.  That’s not enough to notice for most people, which is the first reason why it’s insidious.  And of course, next year we “might” be able to get the money back when we file our state income tax returns.</p>

<p><strong>This might also be called “theft,” except that the State has general police power;</strong> presumably, even if the state government decided to confiscate <em>all of our money</em>, it could still be called “an involuntary tax-free loan.” It’s not real theft unless the man with the gun says it is.</p>

<p>Reminds me of Alfonse Capone’s avuncular saying: “You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.”  So how does Governor Arnold and his fellow Democrats in Sacramento differ from Scarface Al?</p>

<p>Earlier this year, some of us who had tax refunds coming from the State were issued state warrants, i.e. IOUs.  Even when the State said that it was going to make good on the IOUs my bank refused to let me deposit the warrant.  So I was forced to open an account in Escondido just to get my hands on a few hundred dollars of my money.  Oh and to my bank:  thanks!</p>

<p>Which brings up the second insidious thing about this “loan.”  Many people who file next year may be paid with state warrants.  Some of those will, because the amounts are so low, just say “to heck with it,” and not try to cash the darned things.  (Kind of like when you get a rebate from AT&T and they require you to do so many things to claim it that statistically only half of the people will actually qualify.)</p>

<p>A hefty percentage of the state’s residents will just let the State keep the money.  <strong>So the involuntary loan becomes an involuntary gift.</strong></p>

<p>Merry Christmas, Arnold!</p>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:12:04 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>California, the 54th State, Creating or Saving Lots of Jobs!</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>According to the Recovery.gov website, California -- with its 101 congressional districts -- has <a href="http://www.recovery.gov/Pages/TextView.aspx&#63;data&#61;stateSummaryAllCD&amp;statecode&#61;CA">created or saved</a> a total of 110,185 jobs since the Obamic stimulus bill passed.</p>

<p>Oddly, other, <a href="http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-caljobs17-2009oct17,0,3782619.story">less reliable sources</a> report that "the state has lost 732,700 jobs over the last year."</p>

<p>And those same other sources also seem to be under the impression that California has only <em>53</em> congressional districts; we certainly have only 53 U.S. representatives!  But if that's true, how could the federal incompetocracy of Barack H. Obama report the <em>specific number of jobs</em> "created or saved" -- along with the total stimulus spending required to create or save them -- <strong>in California congressional districts 57, 64, 67, 76, 80, 91, and 99?</strong>  Not to mention district 00, and the inexplicable district labeled simply "congressional district?"  (Those last two are always colored green on our maps, while the other 99 alternate between red and black.)</p>

<p>Our higher-numbered districts (and the unenumerated one) aren't doing well by the stimulus policy, alas.  California congressional districts that do not actually exist created or saved a scant 24.2 jobs (I think the last two-tenths of one job comprise teenaged baby-sitters, drunken bums who won't stop singing "Crazy Train" until you give them a quarter, three-card monte experts, and community organizers).  Worse, they sucked up $5,740,757 to create or save those 24 jobs (sorry, 24.<em>2</em> jobs), which works out to $237,221.36 per job per seven months (the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009 was passed in February, and the recovery.gov figures are from September) -- or $406,665.19 per job per year.</p>

<p>Even assuming that 67% of the cost per job is overhead -- federal building maintenance costs, salaries for government employees, payoffs to ACORN and the SEIU, etc. -- that means each job must offer an average compensation package of $<em>134,199.51</em>.  Wow -- where do I sign up to be created or saved?</p>

<p>With the new transparency, <strong>it's easy to see <em>exactly how</em> the administration is able to report such stellar economic improvement so quickly.</strong>  All I can say is hip hip, chin chin for the One!</p>

<p>Oh -- and can we have our 44 other congressmen, please?  (Hat tip to Power Line's <a href="http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2009/11/024963.php">Scott Johnson</a>.)</p>

<p>Cross-posted on Hot Ayres' <a href="http://hotair.com/greenroom/archives/2009/11/16/california-the-54th-state-creating-or-saving-lots-of-jobs/">rogues' gallery</a>...</p>]]></description>
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<category>Presidential Peculiarities and Pomposities</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:23:43 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Extradition Indecision -  Obamic Options 005</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>John Hinderaker adds a chilling but disturbingly plausible appendix to the end of a Power Line post by Scott "Big Johnson" Trunk.  The post examines the likely effects of trying Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and other high-profile terrorists in <a href="http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2009/11/024956.php">civilian court</a>; at the end, Scott wonders why President Barack H. Obama is so determined to try <em>some</em> terrorists in federal court, while others are tried in military commissions.  John's addendum follows:</p>

<blockquote>On our radio show yesterday, Andy McCarthy proposed an explanation that amplifies on Scott's last paragraph. <strong>He suggested that the Obama administration views KSM et al. as its allies (my paraphrase) in its war against the Bush administration.</strong> Obama expects them to make their treatment by the Bush administration, real and imagined, the centerpiece of their defense, with the possible result that Bush, Cheney, and others may be <em>indicted as war criminals</em> by European countries or international courts, thereby satisfying the far left of the Democratic Party, which Obama represents.</blockquote>

<p>This leads me to another Obamic Option question (the fifth):</p>

<p>Assume for sake of argument that some court in Madrid, let's say -- one that declares it has "universal jurisdiction" -- watches the trial of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed in New York City, then decides to indict George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Douglas Feith, Alberto Gonzales, Jay Bybee, John Yoo, and of course Karl Rove for "war-crimes" supposedly committed against KSM and other terrorist detainees.</p>

<p>The question is this:  <strong>Would President Obama agree to extradite all or some of these defendants to Spain for trial?</strong>  How would the American people react to such an unprecedented decision by the American president?</p>

<p>Our previous Obamic Options offerings were:</p>

<ol>
	<li><a href="http://biglizards.net/blog/archives/2009/10/obamic_options.html">Obamic Options 001</a></li>

<p>	<li><a href="http://biglizards.net/blog/archives/2009/10/the_limits_of_l.html">Obamic Options 002: The Limits of Tolerance of Pinkos</a></li></p>

<p>	<li><a href="http://biglizards.net/blog/archives/2009/10/another_noble_o.html">Another Noble Obamic Musing - Obamic Options 003</a></li></p>

<p>	<li><a href="http://biglizards.net/blog/archives/2009/11/will_he_admit_i.html">Could He Ever Bring Himself to Say It? Obamic Options 004</a></li></ol></p>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:02:34 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Just Wondering...</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>If Attorney General Eric Holder and President Barack H. Obama argue that an American federal district court has jurisdiction over Khalid Sheikh Mohammed -- all of whose alleged crimes were committed outside the United States -- simply because he plotted to kill Americans... then would they also argue that <strong>the same court has jurisdiction to arrest and try Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad?</strong></p>

<p>After all, he certainly plotted to send his Qods Force minions to <em>kill Americans</em> in Iraq; and they have successfully done so.</p>

<p>Do Holder and the Obamacle really want to open this kettle of worms?</p>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:55:29 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Michael &quot;Miss-the-Point&quot; Medved Strikes Again</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>In the first hour of his show today, Michael Medved was objecting to the staggeringly stupid decision by Attorney General Eric Holder to put Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Ali Abd al-Aziz Ali, Walid bin Attash, Ramzi bin al-Shibh and Mustafa Ahmed al-Hawsawi, each accused of planning the September 11th attacks, <em><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/14/us/14terror.html">on trial in a civilian court</a></em> in New York City.  (Of coruse, the policy could only have been announced had it been enthusiastically approved by President Barack H. Obama; so let's not blame Holder... blame Holder's boss.)</p>

<p>Well of course Medved opposes the scheme; he is (generally) a conservative, and what conservative could possibly support such an asinine policy?</p>

<p>But I was driven to distraction when Medved explained <em>why</em> he was against it.  Because of the danger it would provoke another terrorist attack against New York?  Because of likely attempts by terrorists to free the Gitmo Five?  Because of the horrible risk that <em>they might be acquitted</em>, simply because we would be hamstrung by threats to national security?</p>

<p>Why no:  Michael Medved's main argument, which he repeated over and over, <strong>was that such a trial would cost too much money.</strong></p>

<p>"This could cost as much as a hundred million dollars!" he hyperventilated -- which, by the way, is <em>less than one one-millionth</em> of the cost of ObamaCare.  Several callers took their cue from Medved, calling to complain about wasting all that taxpayer money.</p>

<p>Where to begin?  Talk about missing the dead cow on the tennis court.  The reason the Holder decision is utterly insane is not the money; and it's not that it would give a "platform" for the terrorists to spout their anti-American propaganda, which Medved also mentioned en passante.  I'm sure the courtroom will be closed; and even if there is a TV feed, it will be court controlled, which the judge can order shut down if the defendants begin ranting.  (Not that a raging Khalid Sheikh Mohammed screaming "God damn America!" would be a good recruiting tool to convert Americans to jihadist Islam anyway.)</p>

<p>The real danger is twofold:</p>

<ol>
	<li>It establishes a precedent that such terrorist attacks, launched from a foreign country by foreign nationals, with the aid and support of other foreign nations, are simply criminal acts that should be tried in civilian court, alongside carjacking and check kiting cases.</li></ol>

<p>We must understand that such attacks are the <em>future of warfare</em>.  We're not going to be subject to a missile barrage directly from Iran; when Iran attacks us in future, it will be through the agency of another KSM and Ramzi Binalshibh.</p>

<ol>
	<li value="2">It carries the distinct risk that terrorist attorneys can "game the system" to get all five terrorist detainees acquitted... on grounds that demonstrate once again why we need to try these terrorists via military tribunals, not the civilian justice system (which was never set up to prosecute unlawful enemy combatants).</li></ol>

<p>The defendants' attorneys, probably supplied by CAIR or some other terrorist-linked organization, can use a peculiar tactic to practically force an acquittal:  They can claim that they cannot possibly defend against the charges without knowing <em>exactly how they were found</em>, how they were captured, what intelligence led them there, who were the sources for that intel (so they can be subpoenaed into court), what methods were used to collect it, and so forth.  Thus, they will demand all such documents -- probably more than a million pages of heavily, heavily classified material -- during discovery.</p>

<p>Obviously, we cannot possibly hand that over to the defendants' attorneys.  Even if the attorneys are Americans, how do we know we're not putting such vital intelligence data into the hands of another <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynne_Stewart">Lynne Stewart</a>?  Even the incompetocracy of Obama will be bright enough to realize it cannot release such intel... <strong>which will give the attorneys the perfect opening to demand all charges be dismissed.</strong></p>

<p>In addition, they're sure to move to dismiss charges against KSM on the grounds that Mohammed was "tortured," i.e., waterboarded.  This will give the federal courts yet another crack at formally declaring waterboarding to be torture -- which would make it much easier for Team Obama to prosecute our anti-terrorist interrogators... and once again blame George W. Bush for all the woes afflicting America.</p>

<p>At that point, all will be in the hands of a federal judge, then an appellate court panel, then the Supreme Court, where it will ultimately be decided by how Justice Anthony Kennedy feels that day.  If he woke up grumpy, we could find all five of them (or perhaps just the most well-known terrorist, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed) acquitted, out on the streets, and quickly back in Iran or Pakistan or Indonesia, receiving a hero's welcome -- and returned once again to the terrorist fold.</p>

<p>(Medved did mention one other problem:  That the civilian trial itself, no matter how carefully managed, would almost certainly compromise American intelligence gathering.  But he presented it only as a quote from somebody else, at the very end of the hour.)</p>

<p>Honestly, the hundred-million dollar cost is the <em>least of the perils</em> to which such jackassery exposes us.</p>

<p>Queerly enough, the Justice Department also announced that <em>other terrorists</em> from the Guantanamo Bay Detention Facility will be tried -- by military tribunals!</p>

<blockquote>But the administration will prosecute another set of high-profile detainees now being held at the military prison at Guantánamo Bay, Cuba -- Abd al-Rahim al-Nashiri, who is accused of planning the 2000 bombing of the Navy destroyer Cole in Yemen, and four other detainees -- before a military commission.</blockquote>

<p>Why the difference?  Because Nashiri attacked a military target, the U.S.S. Cole?  But the 9/11 plotters attacked the Pentagon -- which is <em>also</em> a military target, I would reckon.  Both KSM and and Nashiri were captured abroad, in Pakistan and the United Arab Emirates, respectively.  Both are foreign nationals:  KSM is a Kuwaiti, Nashiri is Saudi Arabian.  Both planned their crimes abroad.</p>

<p>The only difference appears to be that Nashiri's target was an American ship sitting at anchor in Yemen, while Mohammed's targets were all in the United States; but this hardly seems such an important distinction that we couldn't have tried Mohammed and his five pals in a military tribunal as well, where we could much more securely control the circulation of any discovery documents that could compromise American national security.</p>

<p><strong>I just don't understand what's so hard to understand about the insanity of this grandstanding move</strong> -- whose real purpose, I suspect, is to find yet another way to blame everything on Bush.  But evidently, it's too subtle a point for Michael Medved to grasp.  Yes, I agree, we spend too much federal and state money; we should significantly reduce spending and dramatically drop the tax rates.</p>

<p>But for heaven's sake, that's not the big problem in this case.</p>

<p><em>Cross-posted on Hot Air's <a href="http://hotair.com/greenroom/archives/2009/11/13/michael-miss-the-point-medved-strikes-again/">rogues' gallery</a></em>...</p>]]></description>
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<category>War Against the Iran/al-Qaeda Axis</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:12:42 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;I Reject Your Reality...&quot;</title>
<description><![CDATA[<h3>"...And substitute my own!"</h3>

<p>So reads a t-shirt often worn by Adam Savage, one of the two original starts of the Discovery Channel's series <em>Mythbusters,</em> which I have slavishly watched since the very first episode (I think that was the episode where they busted the myth of the rocket-propelled car launching into the air).</p>

<p>The tee commemorates a pithy summary Adam Savage delivered on the show, I can even remember whether he meant it optimistically or sarcastically:  "<em>I reject your reality and substitute my own</em>!"  I remember Adam saying that, but I can't recall now what precipitated the remark.  But after today, I suggest he send his wonderful t-shirt to another fellow who now has a greater claim to it:  President Barack H. Obama.</p>

<p>Take a look and <a href="http://apnews.excite.com/article/20091112/D9BU4AHO1.html">tell me I'm exaggerating</a>:</p>

<blockquote><strong>President Barack Obama rejected the Afghanistan war options before him and asked for revisions,</strong> his defense secretary said Thursday, after the U.S. ambassador in Kabul argued that a significant U.S. troop increase would only prop up a weak, corruption-tainted government.</blockquote>

<p>"I'm not happy with the options reality has offered me; I demand you produce new <em>fantasy options</em> more to my liking!"</p>

<p>Let's take an Eikenberry detour.  Yes indeed, he was once a military commander in Afghanistan; but he's not the commander <em>now</em>, and he hasn't been for well over two years -- during which time the situation has changed dramatically.  Note that he also left <em>before</em> Gen. David Petraeus achieved such a thorough and remarkable victory in Iraq using a very similar strategy.</p>

<p>In 2007, as the Iraq COIN was picking up, Eikenberry was named Deputy Chairman of the NATO Military Committee, and NATO was not officially involved in the Iraq War (as they are in Afghanistan).  Thus I see no evidence that Eikenberry has spent any significant time studying the Iraq COIN -- or even talking to David Petraeus, who, as Commander of CENTCOM, is now McChrystal's boss.</p>

<p>Nor was Ambassador Eikenberry a COIN specialist when he wore a uniform instead of a suit.  So why should his advice trump McChrystal's in the Obamacle's mind?  (Except for the obvious explanation:  Because what Eikenberry says, by happenstance or design, precisely matches <em>what Obama wants to hear</em>.)</p>

<p>Eikenberry's argument for why we should abandon Afghanistan is not exactly subtle; I think it boils down to the peculiar idea that the purpose of a counterinsurgency (COIN) strategy is to "prop-up" the existing government, whatever it may be; therefore, since we don't like the fellow that Afghan voters elected, Hamid Karzai, we shouldn't prop it up by implementing a COIN strategy.  Instead, we should focus on "training" the indiginous Afghan troops.</p>

<p>Most others experts on the subject I've read -- I'm certainly not an expert, so I must rely on others, such as Fred Kagen or David Petraeus -- <strong>seem to believe the purpose of COIN is to improve civilian security throughout the country,</strong> thus to enlist civilian support for the war effort against the insurgents and deny the latter the chaos and collapse they need to seize the government.</p>

<p>It needn't incorporate any support for the specific civilian government at all, just for the concept of democratic voting.  All we need from Karzai is that he not interfere with Afghan troops' participation in COIN-related joint patrols and operations... which is, incidentally, <em>exactly how</em> we go about training the local forces, both military and tribal militia, in the first place.  No joint ops -- no training.</p>

<p>Here is the Eikenberry thesis on display:</p>

<blockquote><p>Obama's ambassador, Karl Eikenberry, who is also a former commander in Afghanistan, twice in the last week voiced strong dissent against sending large numbers of new forces, according to an administration official. That puts him at odds with the current war commander, Gen. Stanley McChrystal, who is seeking thousands more troops.</p>

<p>Eikenberry's misgivings, expressed in classified cables to Washington, highlight administration concerns that bolstering the American presence in Afghanistan could make the country more reliant on the U.S., not less. He expressed his objections just ahead of Obama's latest war meeting Wednesday.</blockquote></p>

<p>But there is an even more disturbing possibility:  If AP is accurately recounting Eikenberry's objections (and I don't know that to be the case), then he, too, believes that Gen. Stanley McChrystal's recommendations consist of nothing but "<em>send 40,000 more troops</em>" -- rather than <strong>"implement a COIN strategy, then decide how many troops we need."</strong>  (McChrystal adds, "Psst... it turns out to be about 40,000 more than we have right now").  This would put the former commander of U.S. forces in Afghanistan in the same conceptual box as <a href="http://biglizards.net/blog/archives/2009/11/a_coin_flip.html">the elite news media</a>.</p>

<p>It's hard to swallow the contention that a former lieutenant general (that's a 3-banger) in the United States Army would be blissfully unaware of what counterinsurgency strategy is, and how it differs from a counter-<em>terrorism</em> strategy... where we "fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt".  I hope that's not the problem.  But if not, then what makes Eikenberry think he's more fit to opine on Afghanistan than the general that Barack Obama himself hand-picked to do just that?  (And who is, as I understand it, an expert on COIN strategy.)</p>

<p>(There is a third, even more disturbing possibility:  That Eikenberry knows very well that McChrystal is right, that a COIN strategy is the only one that leads to victory; but the ambassador believes that victory is the last thing Obama wants.  In that case, Eikenberry may be quietly conspiring to lose the war, either to give Obama's leftist supporters the terrible American defeat they demand, or to deny President Bush the victory he earned.  Or both.  I certainly hope this is not what's going through Eikenberry's mind!)</p>

<p>But back to the One, who is ultimately calling the shots here.  His philosophy of "I reject your reality and substitute my own" is, in fact, <strong>the standard modus vivendi of liberalism.</strong>  As in:</p>

<ul>
	<li>"I reject the reality that one must work hard, or at least smart, to live well; I substitute the reality where I can sit around and smoke pot all day but still receive a national income (big enough to pay for my dope)."</li>

<p>	<li>"I reject the reality that says the best remedy for bad speech is more good speech; I substitute the reality where we can simply <em>outlaw or ban</em> bad speech, and then all that will be left is good speech."</li></p>

<p>	<li>"I reject the reality that increasing health-insurance demand (via mandate) while decreasing supply (by driving companies out of business) will result in much more expensive insurance; I substitute the reality where a complete government takeover will lower costs, improve care, and expand the pool of those covered."</li></p>

<p>	<li>"I reject the reality that we need cheap energy; I substitute the reality where we can tax the hell out of it, raise energy costs through the roof (as Obama himself gleefully predicted), declare more and more energy sources off-limits, and therefore make America stronger and more prosperous."</li></p>

<p>	<li>"I reject the reality that doubling taxation of the average Joe will leave him with less money to spend; I substitute the reality where doubling taxation results in an explosion of new economic growth, causing the economy to take off like a rocket."</li></p>

<p>	<li>"I reject the reality that Israel needs the ability to defend itself, or it will be destroyed; I substitute the reality where, if Israel will only give the Palestinians everything they want, while demanding nothing in return, the latter will be so grateful they will become fast friends with the Jewish state."  (Alternatively:  "I reject the reality that Jews should be allowed to have a state; I substitute the reality where Jews are <em>so uniquely evil</em> that they are the only "race" who should be barely-tolerated strangers wherever they live.")</li></ul></p>

<p><strong>To the liberal, reality is infinitely malleable:</strong>  If you don't like it, just hold your breath, close your eyes, strain really hard, and <em>intensely visualize</em> the new reality.  When you open your eyes and gasp in a lungful, the new reality will miraculously have been subbed in!</p>

<p>This seems to work in some environments but not others.  It works great in Hollywood; and it works reasonably well in two-party politics -- averaging out to being successful about <em>half the time</em>.  However, it doesn't seem to work much at all in warfare, where the default reality has a depressing way of contradicting the happy-facers, rudely and abruptly.</p>

<p>Alas, even that catastrophe could play into the hand of Barack Obama and his incompetocracy; after bargaining down the number of troops we need -- and implementing Slow Joe Biden's counter-<em>terrorism</em> strategy, rather than a COIN strategy -- we might be handed a signal, Vietnam-style defeat.  Then B.O. could declare:</p>

<ol>
	<li type="a">"Clearly this means the war was unwinnable from the beginning, and my predecessor should never have invaded Afghanistan in the first place."</li>

<p>	<li type="a">"I gave the policy of the previous administration every opportunity; I even sent more troops -- not once, but twice!  It's time to admit that the whole adventure was a terrible miscalculation, pull out, accept that defeat was inevitable, and MoveOn."</li></p>

<p>	<li type="a"><p>"Now the whole country understands why I have embarked upon a new era of <a href="http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2009/11/024930.php">Strategic Reassurance</a>, talking to our enemies without preconditions, instead of the "cowboy militarism" of the Republican Party.</p></p>

<p>"We're going to <em>redouble our efforts</em> to talk Iran and North Korea into doing what's best for America, rather than what's best for themselves.  I know we've tried it again and again, and it's never worked yet; but by the Law of Averages, that means we're due to hit the jackpot really soon now!"</li></ol></p>

<p>In the long run, <strong>I don't think a strategy of denying reality is a military winner;</strong> and a long-run strategy of hoping for American defeat will not be a political winner in 2010 or 2012.  But as John Maynard Keynes is reputed to have said, "In the long run, we're all dead."</p>

<p><em>Cross-posted on Hot Air's <a href="http://hotair.com/greenroom/archives/2009/11/12/i-reject-your-reality/">rogues' gallery</a></em>...</p>]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>I generally take holy days -- sorry, holidays -- as an opportunity for posts of a more philosophical nature, and today is no exception.</p>

<p>Walter Williams, one of my favorite authors (though I haven't read his recent books), has a column in which he notes the <a href="http://townhall.com/columnists/WalterEWilliams/2009/11/11/a_minority_view_constitutional_contempt">contempt</a> that Squeaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-Haight-Ashbury, 100%) holds for the United States Constitution, insofar as it might limit her power to rule over the rest of us:</p>

<blockquote>At Speaker Nancy Pelosi's Oct. 29th press conference, a CNS News reporter asked, "Madam Speaker, where specifically does the Constitution grant Congress the authority to enact an individual health insurance mandate?" Speaker Pelosi responded, "Are you serious? Are you serious?" The reporter said, "Yes, yes, I am." Not responding further, Pelosi shook her head and took a question from another reporter. Later on, Pelosi's press spokesman Nadeam Elshami told CNSNews.com about its question regarding constitutional authority mandating that individual Americans buy health insurance. <strong>"You can put this on the record. That is not a serious question. That is not a serious question."</strong></blockquote>

<p>He notes that it's not just Democrats but Republicans and Independents in Congress who by and large dismiss constitutional limitations on their power as unserious questions.  I made a similar point in a recent e-mail I sent to our e-steamed co-conspirator, Brad Linaweaver; in response to a question he asked -- how in the world a military base like Fort Hood became a "gun-free zone," in which <em>American soldiers</em> were as helpless as high-school children against a lone man with a pair of gats -- I responded with a description but not an explanation:</p>

<blockquote>There is something terribly wrong when a country of free men and women doesn't even trust its own soldiers to carry firearms.  As I said in that 37-part phone message I left you, we're going through a period of retrenchment of government a la 1912 or 1932; it began sometime in the term of George H.W. Bush, continued through Clinton and Bush-43, and is now hitting it's apex -- I hope! -- in Barack H. Obama and Obamunism.</blockquote>

<p>But as you can see, I begged Brad's question:  Why do we periodically go through such "periods of retrenchment of government?"  Why is it, as Williams says in his column, that "mankind's standard fare throughout his history, and in most places today, is arbitrary control and abuse by government?"</p>

<p>I hearken back to my second novel, <em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Warriorwards-Abhugh/dp/0671720198/">Warriorwards</a></em> (Baen Books, 1990), when I first began groping for an explanation.  What I came to realize is this:  <strong>Being a slave is tremendously attractive to most people in the world at most times of history.</strong></p>

<p>The primary advantage of being a slave is complete absolution from any responsibility for one's own life; the slavemaster makes all decisions -- and he alone can be held accountable for one's life, health, and well-being.  As absurd as it sounds stated so baldly, most people would rather die than take responsibility for living.</p>

<p>Think how many opportunities "we" -- the universal we; I don't mean every reader of this blogpost or its author) -- how many opportunities "we" seize to divest ourselves of responsibility for thinking for ourselves:</p>

<ul>
	<li>Some give their lives to God, allowing the Bible, the Koran, a guru, the tarot, or a funny-colored crystal to think for them.</li>

<p>	<li>Some rigidly follow an injudiciously chosen creed, doctrine, or ideology wherever it leads.</li></p>

<p>	<li>A great many learn what they believe from their parents -- either slavish devotion to their familial beliefs, or childish rebellion against.</li></p>

<p>	<li>Others succumb to peer pressure, doing and believing whatever their friends do and believe.</li></p>

<p>	<li>Many blindly obey the law without ever thinking, "What if the law is wrong?"  They are the "good Germans."</li></p>

<p>	<li>Millions emulate celebrities.</li></p>

<p>	<li>Tens of millions accept the worldview given us by CBS, Fox News, TV Land, or Lifetime.</li></p>

<p>	<li>An unknown but very large number mold their lives to resemble the fictional escapades of movie heroes, sitcom stars, rap lyrics, or videogame characters.</li></p>

<p>	<li>And many abdicate even the pitiful responsibilty of playing Follow the Leader by living drunken, drugged, dissolute lives -- "out on a leave of absence from any resemblance to reality," as John Hiatt put it in "the Tiki Bar Is Open."</li></ul></p>

<p>These "lifestyle choices" all have one thing in common:  They remove responsibility for making decisions.  Adherents needn't ask what to do; somebody else will tell them.  The only duty imposed upon the great majority of hypnotized souls is to sit quietly in the dark and wait for instructions.</p>

<p>This is as true in free nations as much as in obvious totalitarian tyrannies; the only difference is whether the State allows the handful of dissenters, who always exist, to practice their abominations openly; or whether they must practice their self-abuse -- thinking for themselves -- as a solitary vice.</p>

<p>Of course, a nation doesn't need a <em>majority</em> of its citizens accepting responsibility for their own lives in order to create a government tolerant of liberty... <strong>else no nation would ever be free.</strong>  A vocal and powerful minority is generally all that is required.</p>

<p>But even that much is hard to maintain!  In how many countries of the world is a powerful minority voice raised against tribalism, theocracy, plutocracy, socialism, racism (for real, I mean, rejecting all racial preference), and every other "ism" which human beings use to dodge the horror of thinking for ourselves?  I'll bet you couldn't find more than five such countries today -- and some would argue that the true number is <em>zero</em>.  I'm not sure I can refute them.</p>

<p>I personally hated childhood:  I hated being told what to do -- not just because I sometimes didn't get to do stupid things, but even when the prohibition was rational; I just didn't like other people doing my thinking for me.  But this may well have been influenced by my less-than-secure childhood.</p>

<p>I don't know how I would have turned out had my father been a benevolent despot, a man I could respect.  I might have ended up as servile as Nancy Pelosi's constituents.</p>

<p>The reality for me was that the Grand Bargain, in which we trade liberty for security, was no bargain; it was so obviously not a bargain in my childhood that I never developed the knee-jerk acceptance of Authority that is the natural state of Man.</p>

<p>I have never looked into the question, but I wonder what percent of those who actually fight for liberty against their own leaders grew up in similarly unpleasant circumstances.  I have great respect for those who fight for their country on behalf of their leaders; but it takes a powerful ideology of liberty -- not to mention huevos gigantescos -- to do as our forebears did in the Revolutionary War:  Take up arms <em>against</em> one's own country when it has become a thing of loathsome tyranny.</p>

<p>Look, I have nothing against Tea-Partiers; they're nice, and they might even help Republicans against Democrats (and help fiscal conservatives against socialist Republicans).  But let's face facts:  The main reason so many people attend Tea Parties is to <em>socialize</em>, the same reason most Marxists, churchgoers, and Freemasons attend their own gatherings.  Folks like to hang out with the like-minded, chatter and gossip, sing group-affirming songs, and in general have a holiday (and I don't mean holy day this time) with their friends.</p>

<p>George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and Benjamin Franklin did not fight for the first (and only) revolution for liberty in order to picnic and hook up with girls.</p>

<p>So the real answer to Brad's question is a sad answer:  Left unchecked, <strong>government grows and metastasizes like a cancer because that's what "we the people" want it to do.</strong>  (Not every individual, but a sizable majority of them.)  For most folks, slavery is a very attractive prospect; the real outrage comes only when they trade away their liberty for the promise of security -- and the promise is broken.</p>

<p>I think that is why support for President Barack H. Obama has collapsed so thoroughly.  Rhetoric aside, had he actually delivered on his promise to infantalize Americans and then <em>suckle and comfort them</em> like babies, I don't think he would be in as much political hot water.  It was only when it became clear that he had no intention of protecting us from the vicissitudes of life that opposition swelled in a tidal wave of anger and political action.</p>

<p>As Benjamin Franklin famously wrote (in his <em>Historical Review of Pennsylvania</em>, 1759), "<em>They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety</em>."  I believe this to be true, but it's an ineffective way of educating the great majority of people.  It's a moral argument, and folks tend to tune those out (they hear so many, each contradicting the other).  If they were the type to analyze moral arguments and logically pick one, they wouldn't need this advice in the first place!</p>

<p>I've come to believe that for most, morality flows from habit; and habit is driven by necessity.  You get more traction arguing from necessity, practicality, the argument from empiricism, than telling people what they <em>should do</em> or what they <em>deserve to get</em>.</p>

<p>The best argument for liberty, then, is not to try to persuade people that liberty is better, finer, more advanced, or more godly than slavery -- <strong>but to convince them that slavery doesn't work.</strong>  So long as people think they really can trade a great deal of essential liberty for a little temporary safety, most will seize the opportunity and thank the tyrant heartily.</p>

<p>The task for those of us who reject the Grand Bargain even in principle is to make all the zombies realize that such a deal always, always, <em>always</em> falls apart in practice.  The ghouls who offer it never intend to fulfill their side of the bargain; their only goal is to lull us into a false sense of security, so they can loot us of everything we think we own.</p>

<p>If you see an ad offering a cherry 2008 Porsche 911 Carrera for $5,000, don't bother answering it; you know <em>going in</em> it's a fraud, because nobody would offer so much car for so little money.</p>

<p>Just so, when the One says to give him complete control over your health care, and he guarantees you'll get all the medical treatment you want for less than you're paying now -- or he says that we'll have more and cheaper energy if we pass his cripple and tax bill -- or he says workers will have more freedom to choose the union they want (or no union at all) if we take away the secret ballot... well, he's offering you a Carrera for five grand.</p>

<p>Once a person accepts the argument from empiricism, he will be forced to begin thinking for himself, because he can't trust others to have his own interests at heart.  He rightly recognizes that each throne or power has <em>its own</em> interests at heart.  Such thinking will grow into a habit; then and only then will habit give rise to a moral imperative.</p>

<p>Thank reason that the president's governing policy of Obamunism is so ham-fisted and clumsy that even the lowliest zombie is starting to wake from his thanatotic sleep.  Let's hope he doesn't roll over and hit the snooze button once more.</p>

<p><em>Cross-posted to Hot Air's <a href="http://hotair.com/greenroom/archives/2009/11/11/zombie-revolution/">rogues' gallery</a></em>...</p>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:36:55 -0800</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Yesterday, rumor swept the dextrosphere that President Barack H. Obama was prepared to accept the recommendation of Gen. Stanley McChrystal; the president, quoth the Great Mentioner, would send 40,000 troops to Afghanistan.  </p>

<p>And who could doubt the gossip?  After all, <strong>it came from <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/11/09/world/main5592551.shtml">CBS</a>, bastion of unbiased and utterly credible journalism at the highest standards of integrity.</strong>  Blogs cheered; Democrats were dismayed.  Hugh Hewitt was overjoyed, saying he would cheer the president when he did so.</p>

<p>Thus spake the net that Uncle Walt and Auntie Dan built:</p>

<blockquote><p>Tonight, after months of conferences with top advisors, President Obama has settled on a new strategy for Afghanistan. CBS News correspondent David Martin reports that the president will send a lot more troops and plans to keep a large force there, long term.</p>

<p>The president still has more meetings scheduled on Afghanistan, but informed sources tell CBS News he intends to give Gen. Stanley McChrystal most, if not all, the additional troops he is asking for.</p>

<p>McChrystal wanted 40,000 and the president has tentatively decided to send four combat brigades plus thousands more support troops. A senior officer says "that's close to what [McChrystal] asked for." All the president's military advisers have recommended sending more troops.</blockquote></p>

<p>All right, so the rumor was true... the rumor that <em>CBS had reported such a story</em>, that is.  As to the accuracy of the story itself, don't hold your breath.  By the time I read it, it was already prefaced with the following disclaimer, direct from la Casa Blanca, italics and all:</p>

<blockquote><em>"Reports that President Obama has made a decision about Afghanistan are absolutely false. He has not received final options for his consideration, he has not reviewed those options with his national security team, and he has not made any decisions about resources. Any reports to the contrary are completely untrue and come from uninformed sources."</em></blockquote>

<p>But the swift denial from the Obamacle -- "Nonsense, I'm not through dithering yet!" -- was superfluous, just gilding the cake.  Even before the administration rejected the foul contention that the Commander in Chief had actually <em>made up his mind</em>, the story was already meaningless blather -- <strong>because what McChrystal really needs is not a few extra troops but a whole new counterinsurgency (COIN) strategy...</strong> and the CBS story said nary a word about that question.</p>

<p>Nothing in the article so much as suggested that Obama had approved the general's request to implement a COIN strategy; without it, all the extra troops in the world wouldn't bring us an inch closer to victory.  The new brigades would just create a target-rich environment for Taliban ambushes and al-Qaeda suicide attacks.</p>

<p>Let's look back to 2007; what won the Iraq war?  Not merely deploying five more brigades of infantry and retaining 4,000 Marines who were to have been rotated out; what finally broke the insurgency was a change of strategy:  protecting the civilian population, going on joint patrols with Iraqi militias, embedding American military personnel within Iraqi units, loosening the rules of engagement, encouraging the "salvation councils" that acted as a <em>national front</em> against the terrorists, and all the other elements of classical COIN.</p>

<p>After designing the strategy, Gen. David Petraeus calculated the total number of troops he would need, and that came to about 25,000 more than he had:  Hence the so-called "surge" of troops.</p>

<p>But all that the leftstream media ever comprehended was "<em>Bush is sending more soldiers</em>" (or alternatively, "<em>Bush is escalating the war, just like in Vietnam</em>!")  Thus, the press and the Democrats, to the extent they're not conterminous,  began to use the term "surge," implying that the sole change involved was a few more warm bodies.  This led to any number of liberals hooting that you can't win just by lobbing more soldiers at it.</p>

<p>Today, the same error infests the coverage of the McChrystal report:  Newspapers and TV networks report that McChrystal has requested 40,000 more men, as if that were the sum total of military planning.</p>

<p>It may well turn out to be true that Barack Obama decides to send nearly that many to Afghanistan.  But unless he likewise shifts decisively to a counterinsurgency strategy -- which is what Gen. McChrystal concluded was the only viable option -- those 40,000 men will do absolutely nothing to arrest the deterioration of our position in that country, <strong>or to lead us to victory against the Iran/al-Qaeda axis.</strong></p>

<p>I'm skeptical that the One understands this point.  I fear he thinks the only choices he has to make are whether to send more men, and if so, how many.  Such misunderstanding leaves us in grave danger.  If Obama thinks it's just a numbers game, the temptation to "split the difference" could become overwhelming:  McChrystal wants 40,000, the leftist base wants none -- so let's <em>split the difference</em> and send 20,000!  That's a fair compromise, no?</p>

<p>No; it's a prescription for disaster.  Difference splitting may work fine in labor disputes and buying mutual funds, but half measures are a highway to defeat in warfare.  We must pick <em>one grand strategy</em>, implement it, and stick to it until it has a chance to work.  And according to our man in Kabul, the only strategy that leads to winning the war is COIN.</p>

<p>Alas, whether Obama gets that point is itself a coin-flip.</p>]]></description>
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