October 18, 2006

Good Movies That Inexplicably Make Money

Hatched by Dafydd

I haven't seen either movie (since neither has been released yet), but check out this comment by Hollywood hypestress and glam gal Nikki Finke. She's talking about the upcoming Tim Allen threequel the Santa Clause 3 and how it's "tracking" better, whatever that means, than the neo-surrealist, PoMoWood Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, and she sez...

By contrast, few pics could be as low concept as Disney's "G"-rated Santa Clause 3, which comes out the same day as Borat. Starring middle-aged, middle-of-the-road Tim Allen, audiences don't appear to be tiring yet of this franchise which has inexplicably made money from its first day out.

Yes, that is a conundrum, isn't it? Now why on earth would a charming, family-friendly movie about a kind and decent man, played by Tim Allen, forced to take the place of the real Santa Claus, make any money? Why, there isn't a single breast baring, beheading, or homosexual cowboy (sheepboy) encounter in the entire film! What dork would want to go see something like that?

It's hard to fathom, but Finke appears to be serious in her befuddlement about the appeal of Tim Allen and the Santa Clause franchise. I have no idea how old Nikki Finke is -- the biographical page on her own website doesn't mention anything she has done pre-1995 -- but I wonder if she would be startled to learn that there used to be an era when kids (and adults!) actually liked movies that weren't mean, controversial, or edgy. When entire families could go to the movies together without the parents turning red with embarassment. When a depiction of school violence in a movie (Blackboard Jungle) was actually shocking.

There used to be a time when Ozzie and Harriet Nelson, Rob and Laura Petrie, and the Bradys really were considered the standard, even by families that never quite lived up to it. There was something hopeful to be said about such loving, positive role models (as opposed to, say, the Sopranos), even when their reach exceeded our grasp. There was also something glorious about an age when "violence" on TV shows for kids meant the bloodless, comedy shootings of Get Smart or an anvil dropping on Wile E. Coyote's head... rather than a Saturday afternoon rerun of Friday the 13th Part 266.

Never mind mere murder; how many eviscerations and flayings has the average kid seen by the time he's 14?

So "surprise, surprise, surprise," as another prototypical good guy used to say (I'm sure Nikki Finke would make comical gestures more commonly associated with bulemia if forced to watch an episode of Gomer Pyle, USMC): many of us doddering ancients -- we actually remember a time before 24-hour porn channels and interactive internet self-abuse sites for the hard-up 12 year old who doesn't have a hook-up tonight -- many of us like watching movies that remind us of what we consider a better cinematic age.

I have failed to find occasion to go see the Black Dahlia... but then, I read the book, so I was forewarned. But last night, I did find time to watch Gene Kelly's the Three Musketeers on TCM (great, except for Van Heflin as Athos; I like Oliver Reed's interpretation much better), and tonight I watched Judy Garland, Angela Lansbury, Cyd Charisse, Ray Bolger, Virginia O'Brien, and Chill Wills in [see if you can guess this MGM musical!].

I don't think my time was ill spent on that trade. But what do I know? I'm not in "the business," however peripherally.

Hatched by Dafydd on this day, October 18, 2006, at the time of 12:52 AM

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The following hissed in response by: Michael Heinz

Hey, Here's something that caught my attention.

My wife and both enjoy martial arts films and so we went to see Jet Li's Hero when it came out. Now, if you haven't seen Hero, it's a great film but one with an unabashedly patriotic (Chinese patriotic) twist at the end - the Hero in question shows his true grit when he dies for the idea of a unified China rather than prolong the age of warring kingdoms.

So, skip forward a year or so and we just saw Li's latest movie, Fearless and, guess what, here we have a film (supposedly a true story) about a Mike-Tyson-type who brawls for money, then spends it on booze and friends, loses everything, finds it again and then shows his true grit by dying for the idea of a unified China.

Don't get me wrong, I loved both movies, but I'm struck by the idea that if you want to see a positive look at patriotism, it has to have subtitles.

Oh, and by the way, Fearless also has a wonderful moment at the end where it manages to avoid blaming the Japanese as a people for it's treatment of China, while still making a corrupt Japanese one of the colonial powers trying to undermine China.

The above hissed in response by: Michael Heinz [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 18, 2006 4:09 AM

The following hissed in response by: Michael Heinz

Doh!

I forgot to mention, I remember growing we would have "drive-in" nights at the community pool, and what we saw were all the great old Disney films - the Shaggy Dogs, the wacky Professors, we loved them all.

These days, Disney makes "Touchstone" pictures that are usually R rated...

The above hissed in response by: Michael Heinz [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 18, 2006 4:18 AM

The following hissed in response by: RRRoark

But if you don't go to movies to provide fodder for chic cocktail party chatter, whatever would be the purpose?
/sarcasm

The above hissed in response by: RRRoark [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 18, 2006 5:53 AM

The following hissed in response by: Dafydd ab Hugh

RRRoark:

Don't hate me because I've never been invited to a chic cocktail party; hate Rula Lenska instead.

Actually, I was invited to one chic cocktail party, at Union Station in Los Angeles. It was a publisher party, and they rented out the entire joint.

Sachi was astonished when I told her I'd had eleven cocktails, because (she insisted) I acted exactly the same as when sober. I'm not sure whether that's good or bad. Forget I said anything and don't tell anyone.

Dafydd

The above hissed in response by: Dafydd ab Hugh [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 18, 2006 6:39 AM

The following hissed in response by: Svolich

Dafyyd, I stronly suggest you rent "The World's Fastest Indian." The best film of last year, and not a person saw it.

The above hissed in response by: Svolich [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 18, 2006 7:46 AM

The following hissed in response by: Dan Kauffman

I have acquired a taste for Bollywood lately via netflix,

One nice thing I have a friend at work I sometimes loan the movies to he has 3 little girls and they love some of the films with the dancing and the costumes.

I don't have to worry about trying to remember if there is anything in a movie he and his wife might not want their little girls exposed to.

Usually nothing more racy than a kiss on the cheek. ;-)

The above hissed in response by: Dan Kauffman [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 18, 2006 8:23 AM

The following hissed in response by: louielouie

I don't think my time was ill spent on that trade.

trade?
what did you trade for?

if you want movie violence, just watch atticus finch shoot a rabid dog.
today PETA would boycott the movie.

and that's my tirade.

The above hissed in response by: louielouie [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 18, 2006 10:24 AM

The following hissed in response by: Robert Schwartz

The above hissed in response by: Robert Schwartz [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 18, 2006 10:30 AM

The following hissed in response by: Sachi

Svolich,

Dafydd and I saw the world fastest indian, in a theater.

We loved it.

The above hissed in response by: Sachi [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 18, 2006 11:06 AM

The following hissed in response by: Big D

"Monsoon Wedding" and "Akeela and the Bee" were the best two family films I've seen in a while.

The above hissed in response by: Big D [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 18, 2006 11:42 AM

The following hissed in response by: Cathy Seipp

Nikki Finke is in her mid-50s, so she is old enough to remember when.

The above hissed in response by: Cathy Seipp [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 18, 2006 12:45 PM

The following hissed in response by: Dafydd ab Hugh

Svolich:

Oh, we saw the World's Fastest Indian when it came out, and we both loved it.

I never say there are no good movies today; but the percentage among the dross is at its lowest ebb ever. We also liked the Spiderman movies, we really liked Batman Begins (consequently, we're certainly looking forward to the Prestige), we like anything Tim Allen is in, and we even somewhat liked the X-Men series, though that's only worth a video rental, as far we Sachi and I are concerned.

Our favorite movies recently (we have very similar tastes) were the three Lord of the Rings movies, for which we bought all the extended DVDs with the extra footage.

(I don't want to give the impression we only watch "comic-book" or fantasy movies... though we loved the Incredibles, too.)

But where are the strong, family dramas? I thought the Mel Gibson remake of Ransom was pretty good but couldn't touch the original. And Hollywood is incapable of making a swashbuckler anymore: I intensely disliked the most recent version of the Count of Monte Cristo, and I hated every second of Pirates of the Caribbean. I think the last good (American) swashbuckler was the Richard Lester version of the Seven Musketeers (three + four), or maybe the Oliver Reed version of the Prince and the Pauper, whichever came last (this one was originally titled Crossed Swords in the United States).

(There was a truly excellent swasher recently titled On Guard in English; but it was a French movie, le Bossu, "the hunchback," in the original. You really, really want to rent this movie and watch it. It's first rate.)

I haven't enjoyed a Western since Unforgiven, and that was fourteen years ago! But there have been a few good war movies recently, notably We Were Soldiers.

But consider, I'm talking about a sweep of time of many years... and I'm hard pressed to find more than thirty movies I even like from that stretch. But if I watch any random movie off of TCM -- and they truly are random, not cherry picked for the best -- I find I like about 75% of them, even what used to be called B-movies. Most of these were made before I was born.

That is such a sad indictment of contemporary Hollywood.

Dafydd

The above hissed in response by: Dafydd ab Hugh [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 18, 2006 2:42 PM

The following hissed in response by: Dafydd ab Hugh

Cathy Seipp:

Nikki Finke is in her mid-50s, so she is old enough to remember when.

So what the heck was she doing from 1975 to 1995, and why won't she tell us anything about it in her bio?

If this were a period during which she was a journalist, isn't that an important part of her history? And why is she so puzzled about the success of a movie like the Santa Clause? It didn't stump me for a moment; I knew the movie would succeed at the BO the moment I watched it.

Of course, many people in their mid-50s grew up (physically) in the radicalized 60s, during "the revolution," when everything -- and I mean everything -- was supposed to change utterly, overturning all the "false truths" and transforming America into a Socialist paradise.

"Maybe I'll be there to shake your hand, maybe I'll be there to share in the land that they'll be giving away when we all come together, I'm talkin' 'bout together now!"

(I love the music from that era, especially acid rock like Country Joe, Iron Butterfly, the Syd Barrett era of Pink Floyd, and such; but I often have to wince at the lyrics...!)

Even those who eventually turned against it (like Michael Medved) are still mentally scarred from ingesting really bad logic during their formative years.

Dafydd

The above hissed in response by: Dafydd ab Hugh [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 18, 2006 2:56 PM

The following hissed in response by: Svolich

Wow, so YOU'RE the other people that saw it in a theater. There are only 6 of us, you know. ;)

Since it appears that our tastes are very similar, let me suggest a couple of forgotten gems. "Fandango" with Kevin Costner (his first screen appearance) and "Dangerous Beauty."

Generally I agree about Tim Allen - and since I have a 2 year old daughter, I'm sure the SC films are in my future. But I had the misfortune of paying to see "Zoom." It was as bad as I have ever seen, on the level of "Ishtar" though not as pretentious.

The above hissed in response by: Svolich [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 18, 2006 4:02 PM

The following hissed in response by: Don

I'm probably going to see them both, Dafydd. I love Tim Allen (always have), so that's a no-brainer.

What caught my eye about the Borat film was the Cohen (or should I say Borat) press conference in Paris. 'Borat' expressed his happiness at visiting the 'minor nation' or France and said that the best thing in Paris was MacDonalds.

From some other thing's I've seen I'd say the Borat film probably isn't 'family' entertainment. He seems to have a peverse sense of humor

Even so I just HAVE to see that movie - I'm sure you can understand why... ;)

The above hissed in response by: Don [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 19, 2006 6:10 AM

The following hissed in response by: Don

I suggest a look at Borat's mySpace, Dafydd. http://www.myspace.com/borat

There is a trailer there which I think shows what this is about. I suspect it's not for everyone - but i found it pretty funny.


I make a movie film -- please you come see November 3 -- if it not success -- I will be execute

The above hissed in response by: Don [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 19, 2006 6:47 AM

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