September 28, 2007

Dough Boys and Girls

Hatched by Dafydd

Pandering among presidential candidates is a time-honored (and shopworn) tradition in this grand country of ours; and, although both parties participate, offering a benefit to every special-interest group that can raise a yowl is one of the Democrats' best things. Another specialty of theirs is social engineering: using government power to induce large scale change in people's social behavior (think of Prohibition, pushed by liberal do-gooders in the 1920s, or the 1980s attempt by NOW to feminize young boys, making them more like the preferred girls).

But it's rare that any Democrat is so brazen, so in-your-face about combining the two as Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-Carpetbag, 90%) was today:

Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton said Friday that every child born in the United States should get a $5,000 "baby bond" from the government to help pay for future costs of college or buying a home.

Clinton, her party's front-runner in the 2008 race, made the suggestion during a forum hosted by the Congressional Black Caucus.

"I like the idea of giving every baby born in America a $5,000 account that will grow over time, so that when that young person turns 18 if they have finished high school they will be able to access it to go to college or maybe they will be able to make that downpayment on their first home," she said.

The New York senator did not offer any estimate of the total cost of such a program or how she would pay for it. Approximately 4 million babies are born each year in the United States.

A quick trip to the calculator (for those boggled by exponents) will reveal that this little scheme would cost $20 billion per year for the bonds alone, plus likely an additional $20 billion for "overhead" -- on top of everything else Sen. Clinton plans to slip into her budget... such as a down-payment on socialized medicine.

But the real insanity of this suggestion is that it's nothing less than a plot to redistribute income from taxpayers to new parents. Presumably, those who had the misfortune to have their babies before HIllary becomes president won't get a dime; but I'm sure those parents of one year olds -- who also must consider the future cost of college and buying a home -- will be overjoyed to donate to their next-door neighbor, whose kids are one year younger.

In fact, it's even worse. Since I'm sure the Democrats would balk at forcing poor people with older children to fork over 5 Gs to Bill and Melinda Gates the time they spawn, the savings bond will doubtless be "means-tested." The payment will thus betoken the first half of the liberal dream: cradle to grave welfare.

In effect, Hillary is proposing a vast, new welfare entitlement to go along with her socialized-medicine entitlement. I wonder how long before John Edwards and Barack Obama (D-IL, 95%) up the ante to $7,500, $10,000, $15,000?

Other Democrats "get it":

"I think it's a wonderful idea," said Rep. Stephanie Tubbs Jones, an Ohio Democrat who attended the event and has already endorsed Clinton. "Every child born in the United States today owes $27,000 on the national debt, why not let them come get $5,000 to grow until their [sic] 18?"

Why indeed not? Or why not $50,000? I'm certain the parents can be trusted to save it for their kids' college. And if not, perhaps the good senator from the carpetbag will be happy to propose significant government regulation and control to ensure it's spent entirely for the children... perhaps an annual complete government audit of every recipient's finances to make sure the government's money isn't used to buy a motorcycle, after the president was kind enough to lend it to us -- until they get it back as school tuition at a state university.

Heck, may as well audit everyone's finances, so the moochers who got the dough won't feel singled out.

But think of the doors opened by this sort of policy:

  • $2,500 paid to smokers who agree to quit -- each time they quit;
  • A $3,750 savings bond to NASCAR addicts who agree to forgo that macho, polluting, Republican pastime;
  • A new Prius to any family that undergoes racial sensitivity training;
  • A $250 gift certificate at a local boutique for each elbow patch installed on a tweed jacket;
  • $4,600 in cash for each $4,600 donated to Hillary's presidential campaign (sorry, Asians only);
  • $10,000 plus an all expenses paid trip to Sweden for each abortion a woman gets ($15,000 if the woman is an under-18 high school student);
  • $1,000 a head for each person you sign up to Emily's List or the League of Women Voters;
  • $6,000 to stop attending services at the church of your choice;
  • ...plus $3,000 additional to begin attending services at the local Saudi-financed mosque;

I think the Democrats are really onto something here. In today's material world (full of material girls and boys), the most convincing principle of all is the principle that draws 4% - 5% interest.

Hatched by Dafydd on this day, September 28, 2007, at the time of 9:20 PM

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The following hissed in response by: Terrye

It is kind of a 21st century version of the chicken in every pot thing.

Silly, it will not work and most people know this.

The above hissed in response by: Terrye [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 29, 2007 2:56 AM

The following hissed in response by: Davod

In NYC they are already paying people to do the right thisng, stay in school, take kids to medical care etc.

The above hissed in response by: Davod [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 29, 2007 4:52 AM

The following hissed in response by: Neo

Is there really any difference between Hiliary's plan and Bush's plan for partial privatization of Social Security ?

Both take money from the public coffers and put it aside in private accounts outside of the public system. Both create the sense that there is a safety-net to the safety-net.

The movie might be new but it's the same soundtrack.

The above hissed in response by: Neo [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 29, 2007 7:35 AM

The following hissed in response by: Dafydd ab Hugh

Neo:

Is there really any difference between Hiliary's plan and Bush's plan for partial privatization of Social Security?

Both take money from the public coffers and put it aside in private accounts outside of the public system. Both create the sense that there is a safety-net to the safety-net.

That's kind of a funny way of putting it: Under the full or partial privatization of Social Security, a portion of money earned by the individual taxpayer Jones is paid to the government but placed, not into the general SS fund, but into a separate "Jones" account. It's then invested according to a strategy chosen by Jones, to eventually be returned to him, along with the accumulated interest, when he reaches a certain age.

No money is taken from any other taxpayer and put into Jones' account; it's all money that came from the sweat of Jones' brow. The only difference from the present system is that Jones is not paying as much money into the system to be used by other people as he would today; he is not taking any more from those other people.

By contrast, under the new demogrant, money is taken from Smith and Moskowitz and Martinez and Sauerkraut in order to send $5,000 to Jones, merely because Jones had a child during the Hillary presidency. The others all had their children in earlier years, hence get nothing from the program... they just continue to pay and pay and pay to support other people's kids, for the rest of the taxpayers' lives, or until some future Congress overturns the demogrant.

Do those really seem the same to you? Do you believe that all the money really belongs to the government, so if the taxpayers send less, that's equivalent to a government expenditure?

Dafydd

The above hissed in response by: Dafydd ab Hugh [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 29, 2007 1:35 PM

The following hissed in response by: GM

How about a private sector counter move to this foolishness? We start a nonprofit NGO that will provide all moving expenses, $100,000 in cash, and a guaranteed price for any real property to any certified leftist/progressive (Krugman and Chomsky might go for it) who will give up his/her U.S. citizenship and move to say France. Costly? Yes it will be. But unlike a government program it will get less and less costly as 5%, 10%, 15%, 20%... of the leftists take advantage! By the time we hit 15% we might be able to do things like repeal the 16th amendment, get rid of organizations like the Education Department, and maybe even get back to paying attention to Article I Section 8 of the Constitution! Leftists all say that the EU is better anyway. This will give them an opportunity to prove it for free. They just love free stuff.

The above hissed in response by: GM [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 29, 2007 2:05 PM

The following hissed in response by: Fat Man

Actually, this sort of idea has been kicking around for a while. Charles Murray, who is not usually thought of as a liberal, wrote a book about his version of the plan about 28 months ago.

March 27, 2006, Moving Ground: How to dismantle the welfare state with $10,000 a year…in your pocket, Q&A by Kathryn Jean Lopez.

Kathryn Jean Lopez: First things first. $10,000? Who’s getting and when? And can I use it on my credit-card debt?

Charles Murray: If you've reached your 21st birthday, are a United States citizen, are not incarcerated, and have a pulse, you get the grant, electronically deposited in monthly installments in an American bank of your choice with an ABA routing number. If you make more than $25,000, you pay part of it back in graduated amounts. At $50,000, the surtax maxes out at $5,000. I also, reluctantly but with good reason, specify that $3,000 has to be devoted to health care. Apart from that, you can use the grant for whatever you want. Enjoy.

The above hissed in response by: Fat Man [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 29, 2007 6:07 PM

The following hissed in response by: cdquarles

As I have said on Ace of Spades HQ,

Oohhh, a bribe. Do I get to sue?

The above hissed in response by: cdquarles [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 29, 2007 9:59 PM

The following hissed in response by: Fritz

I wonder if anyone in Hillary's camp has crunched the numbers? I ask because of the little amount she is willing to put up and how minute that would turn out to be when the bills came due for college.

If we start with her stated $5,000 and put it in a bond for eighteen years, the end amount will vary with the rate of interest, but if we assume interest rate comparable to savings bonds there simply isn't going to be much money. Looking around it appears that savings bonds pay a little less than four percent on average and that means the $5,000 grows to a whopping roughly $10,000 in eighteen years, while the cost of college (according to "Trends in College Pricing") is currently $16,357 for a four your institution and is projected to rise to $55,285 dollars eighteen years down the road. So her big program is going to pay for less than two months at a four year college. Whoopee.

The sad thing is I suspect there are those who are willing to be bribed to vote for her for such a paltry sum, but they need to hang out for more. Yes, ten thousand dollars is better than nothing, but they will have to pay more taxes to get it, unless they are among those who pay no taxes, and I suspect that the trip to Washington D.C. would cut the amount of their own money they get back on this screwy idea. I can see many people paying much more than an extra $10,000 in taxes to get back that $10,000.

Hopefully it won't sell. Dear old George McGovern couldn't sell it, back when he was running for president, and so he dropped it. With a little luck Hillary will do the same. It was a bad idea then, and hasn't improved with age. All Hillary did was adjust the amount to reflect inflation. Still, you have to give the Democrats credit for coming up with a good sales program. After all, we must do it for the children. It makes no difference how screwy the program is, or what it costs, we must do it for the children. Anyone who could be against it is a meany and hates kids.

The above hissed in response by: Fritz [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 30, 2007 4:08 AM

The following hissed in response by: howardhughes

I wonder how many voters are hoping Hillary's helicopter "Money One" will fly over their house.

The above hissed in response by: howardhughes [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 30, 2007 5:28 AM

The following hissed in response by: MarkJM

Wow Neo, I wonder how many others are as clueless at to where government's money comes from? Did you understand Dafydd's complicated answer? Or is your 'fact shield' at full power?

The above hissed in response by: MarkJM [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 30, 2007 7:22 AM

The following hissed in response by: Big D

A quadruple of questions:

1) What if said child does NOT go to college? Says, they join the army, decide to be a plumber, or whatnot. What happens to the bond?

2) Wouldn't colleges, who are always hungry for more money, simply increase tuition by the amount of the bond?

3) So we start this benefit, and no one, ahem, benefits for 18 years? Anyone else not believe that?

4) What do they invest in? Anyone else think it will be goverment bonds only? So the goverment will use tax money to buy goiverment bonds?

How about a better plan - the goverment provides money toward endowments for colleges, on condition that they provide a guaranteed number of free admissions? I'm not advocating this mind you, but pointing out that there are better and easier ways to accomplish her goals than this cockamamie solution.

This seems like simply a dumb idea, until you scratch the surface and realize it is really a colossal blunder.

The above hissed in response by: Big D [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 1, 2007 9:15 AM

The following hissed in response by: Baggi

Didn't read the rest of the comments because i'm leaving soon but wanted to share this.

From a link on Instapundit to I think the guys name is Rob Port, he had a good idea.

Let's take up Hillary's idea as Republicans. The thing is though, with a bit of a difference. All the children born from now on will get $5,000.00 put in a retirement account from the government. Those children will not receive social security but at age 65 they will receive the sum total of that $5,000.00 over the course of 65 years.

This means we will phase out completely Social Security in exchange for about 20 billion a year for these children.

I'm guessing Social Security costs a heck of a lot more than that. And the other bonus is, if the children own the $5,000.00 themselves and no one else can touch it (including the government) then if something happens to them, they can pass it on to family.

I'd be willing to pay $5,000.00 a year to each child in exchange for getting rid of Social Security. How about you?

The above hissed in response by: Baggi [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 1, 2007 6:34 PM

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