February 13, 2013
Drill, Baby, Drill
Apparently channeling her former boss Hillary "What Difference Does It Make?" Clinton, Susan Rice -- our erstwhile ambassador to the United Nations, most recently seen last September peddling the Video Did It excuse for the Benghazi attacks -- had this to say about the anticipated UN response to North Korea's test of its new and improved nuclear boom-boom device:
We’ll do the usual drill.
II take it by that Rice means a parade of furrowed brows and condemnations from the international "community," followed by calls for those kinda-sorta sanctions that don't really work and get vetoed by China anyway. Sound about right? Right.
Rather than viewing this as a blatant rip-off of Dame Hillary's moves, I'm choosing to look at Rice's statement as more of an homage. In fact, I think the rest of the White House playahs should get in in the action while it's still hot. Perhaps a naming contest for the official second term catch phrase?
Secretary of State John Effin' Kerry: "Well, it's not like Israel is a close friend."
Defense Secretary Wanna Be Chuck Hagel: "I've always found carrier battle groups to be a bit overrated."
Press Secretary "Carny Barker" Jim: "If the Second Amendment was so damn important, it would've come first."
His Highness Barack Hussein Obama the First: "I never said that."
Let the good times roll! Oh, and guys -- if you do happen to use any of the stuff you see here, I'm more than happy to take PayPal.
Hatched by Korso on this day, February 13, 2013, at the time of 2:23 PM
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