February 26, 2008

Zero Plus Zero Degrees of Separation!

Hatched by Dafydd

Michelle Malkin was looking about for a new blogger to replace the outgoing Bryan Preston, whose new gig is to produce Laura Ingraham (in a Carpathian laboratory during a thunderstorm). Our dearest Michelle finally settled on "Captain" Ed Morrissey, formerly of Captain's Quarters.

He's probably getting more money than he squoze from the advertisers on his site; but from what he said on Huge Hewgitt today, I think the main attraction is that he doesn't have to provide anything but content now... ODM has minions who handle the scutwork of keeping a blog up and running (upgrading the software, running down problems, rebuilding the entire blog when necessary, tweaking the templates, scrounging for ads, reading every comment to make sure nothing libelous or that violates national security or copyright is posted in a comment, and so forth).

But I was suddenly struck by the fact that this new powerhouse of a blog -- Hot Quarters? the Captain's Air? -- is now run by not one but two people who have had me as a guest blogger!

So I'm thinking: If our dearest Michelle decides to expand and add one more permanent blogger...

Would I do it, if she ever offered? Well, it would depend. I would probably have to stop blogging on Big Lizards, as Ed has stopped blogging on Captain's Trousers. But on the other hand, presumably, the compensation would be serious money. On the third hand, I actually like much of the "scutwork," as I called it; in particular, I like reading all the comments myself. (I don't often respond, because I see the comments section as your section, gentle readers.)

On the fifth hand, I would be playing second fiddle; what if Michelle suddenly decided to spit me out like a mouthful of overripe squid? On the sixth hand, it could be a springboard to actual publication in actual political magazines -- then I could dump her like a helmet full of pickled ferrets.

Of course, on the seventh hand, neither the captain nor our dearest Michelle has shown any inclination to hire me for anything that would involve money; I suspect the only short list I was on was the list of short bloggers. So this is all just pie in the fly speculation.

But what the heck -- it gave us all another useless blogpost to fritter away the empty hours; so it fulfilled some practical function, at least.

Hatched by Dafydd on this day, February 26, 2008, at the time of 2:24 AM

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The following hissed in response by: RunningRoach

My, my. A green lizard, yellow with envy. I wouldn't sweat it too much Dafydd....Besides, you're my third stop each morning... just before the great(Soon to be gone)Captain. MM is #8.

The above hissed in response by: RunningRoach [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 26, 2008 7:12 AM

The following hissed in response by: Geoman

I, for one, don't understand how you write what you write and do all the scutwork as well. Frightening to think what you would do with more time to write.

The above hissed in response by: Geoman [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 26, 2008 9:37 AM

The following hissed in response by: Dan Kauffman

Well if you went on to become say Hot Lizards?

We would stil have Sachi, I hope, and she is cuter ;-)

The above hissed in response by: Dan Kauffman [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 26, 2008 1:28 PM

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