January 24, 2012
President Obama's State of the Onion, Boiled Down Edition for You to Stew Over
I take it as given that none of you bothered watching the president's SOTO (we certainly didn't), not desiring any more brain rot than you already get reading AP or the New York Tombs ("All the news we see fit to print!") But just in case your curiosity gets the better of your cerebral cortex, and so you needn't waste time reading a transcript of the speech or (gad!) listening to it on YouTool, Big Lizards has prepared a précis of our precious president's presentation.
It won't take long:
Friends, cronies, benefactors, and fellow citizens of the world. From this point on, I promise to govern like a Republican.
(Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more.)
I'd like to thank each guest in the audience for the $4,000; your rubber chicken will be served momentarily. We now return you to your regularly scheduled pogrom.
Big Lizards: All the news you can eat!
Hatched by Dafydd on this day, January 24, 2012, at the time of 9:03 PM
The following hissed in response by: GW
Heh. I bow to your brevity and accuracy.
The above hissed in response by: GW at January 25, 2012 12:48 AM
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