December 5, 2010

Don't Gasp, Don't Kvell part II - a Modish Proposal

Hatched by Dafydd

Liberals demand that gays be allowed immediately to serve openly in all areas of all branches of military service, on grounds of civil rights. Conservatives demand that gays not be allowed to serve openly but only covertly, under the infamous Don't Ask, Don't Tell (DADT) policy of Bill Clinton, or else not allowed to serve at all -- on the grounds that many-but-not-all front-line soldiers and Marines, sailors and airmen believe that unit cohesion would suffer.

And here I am, stuck in the middle again!

I see merit on both sides the divide:

On the one hand, the troops do not "own" the military; service members are told to do many things they don't want to do, including swallowing rules of engagement (ROEs), commanders, and even missions that severely and negatively impact unit cohesion... for example, being ordered to perform "peacekeeping" duty, a monumentally stupid policy that led directly to the 1983 Beirut bombing, in which 241 American servicemen were slain by Hezbollah terrorists.

But do we give service members a vote on whether to be deployed as peacekeepers, or under what ROEs they must fight? Of course not; when you raise your hand and swear to obey orders "according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice," it's not an à la carte menu; you must swallow the whole meal, even parts that never occurred to you when you took that oath, so long as the orders are legal and they're issued to you by somebody in your chain of command.

On the other hand, people, including servicemen and -women, cannot always control how they feel about people who engage in certain activities that many religions consider "abomination." Try as they might not to let their feelings affect their duty to obey lawful orders, troops are nevertheless human. They may treat those fellow members differently, and that would indeed be bad for morale and unit cohesion, not to mention degrading effectiveness and safety.

On the third hand, an awful lot of members of the same services, combat servicemen, strictly heterosexual, seem to have no problem at all serving alongside openly homosexual members. So why can't the others just shrug off the "ick" factor and treat fellow members' sexual preferences as none of their business?

On the fourth hand, some gays join the military for the sole purpose of making a political statement, adopting a flamboyant and promiscuous lifestyle and rubbing it in the faces of their squadmates, and in general turning what should be a fighting machine into a witches' cauldron of agenda-driven experimentation in pushing the sexual limit.

On the fifth hand -- am I starting to sound like John Kerry? -- there are some pretty darned flamboyant heterosexual swingers, fornicators, and irresponsible impregnators in the military, too, like the sailor with the proverbial "three girls in every port." If religious Christians, Jews, and Moslems can learn to work alongside a man who measures the number of his female conquests in four digits, they should be able to show similar restraint towards a man who has just one lover -- who happens also to be a man, but remains always offstage.

On the sixth hand, when gays who ardently desire to defend their country can only serve while keeping a huge, career-killing secret, that is an invitation to blackmail... which could result in terrible damage to the American military, depending on who is doing the blackmailing and what he demands for his silence.

So let me cut this Gordian cheese with a simple suggestion:

  1. Randomly select a small number of units, some combat and some support, and allow gays to serve openly in them for a period of, say, five years.
  2. During that time, it will be made very, very difficult to transfer out of (or into) one of those experimental units, and definitely no transfers on the basis of "I can't serve alongside gays," or "I'm gay and I want to serve openly." Members are assigned into and out of those units on the normal bases used in every other unit... no special favors for pro- or anti-DADT activists. (This is to prevent politically motivated "grand gestures" from mucking up the test results.)
  3. During that time, rules against harassment (by any party, targeting any party), adultery, rape and sexual assault, and sexual-preference discrimination are strictly enforced (as they really should be throughout the service anyway).
  4. At the expiry of five years, units are evaluated and compared to units still under DADT rules on the usual bases: unit effectiveness (fighting or support), cohesion, morale, problem incidents, and so forth. (Of course, if truly serious problems develop before the five years are up, we can always cancel the program immediately and return to DADT for all units.)
  5. Finally, nobody in one of those units who served openly is to be penalized after the five year period for having done so, no matter which way the decision goes. Without that legal guarantee, nobody would serve openly, because everyone would be too afraid of retaliation as soon as the testing period is finished.

At that point, everyone should agree that we had tremendously more hard data than we do now, data that particularly pertains to the United States military, not foreign militaries. Congress and the Commander in Chief would be much better situated to make the decision yea or nay at that time, and the American people would have much more information to decide whether they approve of that decision, whatever it is -- or hate it so much that they vote the "deciders" out of office.

In other words, I'm suggesting we perform the experiment of allowing gays to serve openly in the military on a scale-model of the military first, and only proceed to a final, service-wide decision when we see how the scale version worked out. (Afterwards, we could use the same technique to test whether allowing women to serve in combat positions in combat zones enhanced, diminished, or had no effect on those same military standards and criteria.)

Why has nobody suggested this before? It seems pretty straightforward to me.

(If there is some reason why it would be worse to test out such changes on a scale version than to go for the whole enchilada all at once, please let me know; although embarassing to be proven wrong, it's much less embarassing than persisting in some foolish error year after year because everyone is too polite to tell you your idea is full of schist!)

Hatched by Dafydd on this day, December 5, 2010, at the time of 10:26 PM

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The following hissed in response by: Mr. Michael

I would think that cordoning off certain units within a branch of the Service (or all Branches) would cause real problems with transfers... if you belong to a 'test' unit, then the Military would be inhibited from transferring you out to another unit when the need arises. Hamstring the military's deployment flexibility like that for long, and you start to affect the readiness of that Service.

IF you are going to experiment, I think it would be necessary to do it by BRANCH of Service, not various units within a Branch.

The question, of course, is which Branch of the US Military to you potentially put at risk? How do you make that choice in such a way as to be fair, and to cause the least impact if you are wrong? IF you are uncomfortable with that choice, why would you be comfortable with applying it to the US Military as a whole?

The above hissed in response by: Mr. Michael [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 6, 2010 1:52 AM

The following hissed in response by: Bart Johnson

Oh, how I love it when someone begins a pontification with the entry remarks, "I don't know **** from Shinola (?what is Shinola?) about the topic, but I shall proceed to utter event-changing comments on the topic, at least as soon as I can remember what it is."
Have you noticed that, of 250,000 requests for comments sent out, only 29% were returned? Further, have you stumbled across the reports that those who are now serving in active combat engagements are overwhelmingly opposed to repeal of DADT?
Well, obviously, we must reeducate those unenlightened fools, who are concerned only with their survival, and not with the greater societal good.
Excuse me, but speaking (unenvited) for all the throglodytes who have actual experience in the military, but I'd rather those poor patriots would go back into their closets.

The above hissed in response by: Bart Johnson [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 6, 2010 1:55 AM

The following hissed in response by: RRRoark

I too see merit on both sides, but the deciding factor for me is that the demand is coming from a group that has traditionally hated the military. Thus I refuse to believe they have the best interests of the military in mind. It's like enlisting Dr. Kevorkian as your chemotherapist.

BTW Bart,
Shinola was the brand name of a line of shoe/boot polish back in the old "brown shoe" army days. The expression is calling someone dumb eough to try to get a shine out of sh*t.

The above hissed in response by: RRRoark [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 6, 2010 6:00 AM

The following hissed in response by: mdgiles

The difference - and it is a major difference - between segregation in the old military, and allowing gays in the military; is the difference between appearance and behavior. I am black, a fact that can be ascertained over the proverbial country mile. Just as it can be ascertained whether I am short or tall, fat or lean. It's simply a question of how I look. It says noting at all about my probable behavior. The fact that someone is gay, says they are sexual attracted to many of their fellow military personnel. This might not present a problem to some pencil pusher in the Pentagon (where they seem to have concentrated this "survey") because they go home at the end of the day. However at the "sharp end of the spear" it's often 24/7, and 365. Many of the members of the military, come from the more conservative regions of the country. I doubt whether New York's West Greenwich Village or San Francisco's Castro Street are sending significant numbers to the military. And although anyone in who has ever been in the military, is familiar with the "three girls in every port" type; there was never the idea that there might be a chance that one of "those types" wanted the guy in the next bunk to be one of those "girls". And if one of those types was after women service members, the various services have taken steps to separate the sexes, and set rules against excess fraternization. How is that supposed to work, when, as I said, it's 24/7? You know, if the services really felt this would or could work, they could make the services completely unisex. No separate quarters, or assignments. They could simply depend upon rules and training to make sure everything worked out. Question. Absent changing the rules to make sure that no one gay could be discharged for innocently revealing that they are gay, why exactly is the "push" on to have gays serve openly? What - besides making them feel "better" about themselves - is that supposed to accomplish toward increasing the effectiveness of the military?

The above hissed in response by: mdgiles [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 6, 2010 6:46 AM

The following hissed in response by: snochasr

As much as I enjoy Larry Niven's "Third Hand," I don't see how you get to your proposal on even two of the six approaches, when there are almost as many reasons against.

1. The military is not where you do your grand social experiments, especially in a time of war. You can, as you say, order troops to do things, but that surely isn't the basis on which you want this to work.

2. There is no baseline to the experiment. Anybody recruited because of repeal would likely be someone who could not or would not serve under the current policy. Any gay already in the service has managed to live with the policy and any sudden announcements, while unlikely, would certainly affect unit cohesion immediately.

3. It's unnecessary. Surely the number of gays who want to serve their country but cannot bring themselves to do so under current policy is a much smaller number than those who would be bothered by open homosexuality in their midst. The objective of a policy change ought to be to IMPROVE military effectiveness in some way. This doesn't do that.

4. The experiment has already been done. The survey says that at least 20% of the military "thinks" repeal would harm unit cohesion. The fact that they think this means that unit cohesion WOULD be harmed. Just because you can order a man to behave in a certain way towards his fellow soldier doesn't mean you can compel them to THINK in a certain way. Unless the approval number gets to 100%, you've got a problem.

5. You're still talking about behavior, not status. Black enlistees do not have the choice to serve on a DADT basis. Anyone (still) harboring anti-black feelings would know and have time to adjust those feelings. Because gays CAN hide their status, an open admission IS behavior. I understand your concern for the inadvertent slip and sympathize, but the proper policy then lies somewhere between DADT and repeal. Maybe "DADB" (Don't Ask Don't Broadcast)?

6. The experiment is flawed. Telling people they cannot request a transfer out of the unit is deliberately concealing the most likely result-- that those who object would leave the unit, thus by definition destroying "unit cohesion."

The above hissed in response by: snochasr [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 6, 2010 7:16 AM

The following hissed in response by: BigLeeH

First and most important, here are some old advertisements for Shinola to help your readers with that end of the distinction. Those who cannot recognize the other end (so to speak) may be beyond help and are on their own.

I'm afraid I don't buy into your proposal as suggested. It sounds like you are proposing a public experiment where the operational details of the experiment are known to the participants and to the general public. Such an experiment might be worth carrying out as a sort of circus freak show entertainment but, even by the distressingly-low standards of social science, it would stand out more for the hubbub it created than for the data it produced. The combination of attempts to influence the observers and participants, and the Hawthorne Effect written very large indeed would introduce noise into the data that would dwarf the actual effect by orders of magnitude.

Done quietly, with only a few commanding officers and unit administrators knowing about it at all, it could produce meaningful data but any attempt to reveal that data or to make policy based on the data would call down a Shinola-storm of biblical proportions.

The above hissed in response by: BigLeeH [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 7, 2010 9:51 AM

The following hissed in response by: Pam

Guess I'm a big picture person, but if we allow gays to serve openly, then couldn't they get married or have a civil union if they so choose? If they can do this, how can the government deny a spouse all the dependent privileges that current spouses have? If this happens, then isn't the Federal Defense of Marriage Act pretty much gone, and if that's gone, then we pretty much have to accept any or all unions from state to state!

I guess what I'm saying is that while I don't really have a problem with gays serving in the military, I do have a problem with marrage being redefined, and I do think this is a stepping stone to that end. That is one of the reasons some many gay, activist groups are pushing this. Just my thoughts.

The above hissed in response by: Pam [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 7, 2010 12:04 PM

The following hissed in response by: Pam

Guess I'm a big picture person, but if we allow gays to serve openly, then couldn't they get married or have a civil union if they so choose? If they can do this, how can the government deny a spouse all the dependent privileges that current spouses have? If this happens, then isn't the Federal Defense of Marriage Act pretty much gone, and if that's gone, then we pretty much have to accept any or all unions from state to state!

I guess what I'm saying is that while I don't really have a problem with gays serving in the military, I do have a problem with marrage being redefined, and I do think this is a stepping stone to that end. That is one of the reasons so many gay, activist groups are pushing this. Just my thoughts.

The above hissed in response by: Pam [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 7, 2010 12:05 PM

The following hissed in response by: Bill Befort

There's a lot more to this than who showers with whom. As Adm. Mullen's comments hint, it means endless brainwashing: the services essentially ordering members to demonstrate acceptance of homosexual behavior, or else. Examples will have to be made of those who resist; they'll come from the warrior demographic, as in Tailhook, or from among Catholics and Moslems. And the services will need to collect data on whether the policy is "working," which among other things will mean Must Ask, Must Tell. To see how this question can engulf a large organization, look at the Episcopal Church, which survived gender integration of the priesthood only to be shattered by activists pressing the gay issue.

For Pearl Harbor day, in the spirit of James Thurber's "If Grant Had Been Drinking at Appomattox," I'm working on an alt-hist item titled "If the Japs Had Attacked During Gay Pride Week."

The above hissed in response by: Bill Befort [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 7, 2010 2:21 PM

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