August 3, 2009

Lizardian Credo of Sanity - UPDATED already!

Hatched by Dafydd

I'm extracting this from the comments of a Dave Ross post and posting it here. Just because.

Lizardian Credo of Sanity (a required taste)

We hold these truths to be self evident...

  • That Franklin Delano Roosevelt did not fake the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor;
  • That Lee Harvey Oswald assassinated John F. Kennedy (and was the lone gunman);
  • That a dozen American astronauts walked on the Moon between July 21st, 1969 (Neil Armstrong) and December 14th, 1972 (Eugene Cernan);
  • That President George W. Bush was properly elected President on November 7th, 2000 (no matter how long it took to determine that fact);
  • That nineteen Islamic militants working for al-Qaeda hijacked airplanes and used them to knock down the two World Trade Centers towers, damage the Pentagon, and drive a plane into a Pennsylvania field;
  • That President George W. Bush did not cause Hurricane Katrina;
  • That Barack H. Obama is a natural-born American citizen, properly (if foolishly) elected President on November 4th, 2008, duly sworn, and is the legitimate (radical, misguided, and destructive of America's national character) POTUS.

UPDATE: Hat tip to Radley Balko/twit, via a hat tip from Balko's best friend, Patterico:

The first truly persuasive evidence that Obama is not a native-born American citizen...

Hatched by Dafydd on this day, August 3, 2009, at the time of 7:10 PM

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The following hissed in response by: Dishman

The whole "not a citizen by birth", "secret Muslim" and "Hussein" things are a charade to distract us from the real terrible truth.

His middle name is actually Milhous.

The above hissed in response by: Dishman [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 3, 2009 9:29 PM

The following hissed in response by: Sabba Hillel

Actually, the entire "birther controversey" was hatched by Obama's minions in order to keep us from realizing how bad a president he really is. He was originally hired to make Dhzimmi Carter look (relatively) good.

The above hissed in response by: Sabba Hillel [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 4, 2009 5:07 AM

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