September 7, 2008
Funniest Quote of the Week...
We innaugurate a new feature of Pig Lizards tonight: the Quote of the Week!
(The label "Quote of the Weak" attached to such posts does not constitute any warranty or guarantee that a post will in fact be selected each seven-day period and dubbed the "Quote of the Weak." Past results do not guarantee future performance. All the glistens is not gold. Reader waives all responsibility and liability for the non-appearance in any given week of a "Quote of the Weak." Now git. Adios, muchachos. 23 skiddoo.)
I plan to trot this hoary, old chestnut out whenever somebody on the web or the air writes or says something that makes me laugh out loud.
This week, the miscreant is Wolf Howling; here, grok this:
As the left becomes more frightened by the popularity of Sarah Palin, they are becoming ever more unhinged in their attacks. The first one is an article in the "LA Progressive" that, as Michelle Malkin notes, reads like something out of the Onion. Apparently, the author has found a bevy of unidentied people in Alaska who are willing to tell a sordid tale of racism and sexism by Gov. Palin, but too afraid to be identified lest they be sent to a secret Alaskan Gulag and . . . snowboarded, I guess.
Oh. The rest of the post is good, too. But I howled at GW's one-liner. Of course, I'd had one of my "special" apple martinis (Sky vodka, Dekuyper apple schnapps, lime juice, molasses, Sterno, absinthe, cocktail cheese wedge anchored w/peppermint flavored dental floss) and was listening to No Doubt at the time, which might have aided the effect.
Hatched by Dafydd on this day, September 7, 2008, at the time of 10:29 PM
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The following hissed in response by: GW
Good morn, hail Lizard. Thanks for link and glad you enjoyed the entertainment. Do tip the waitresses. We'll be here all week.
That is a hell drink you have there, by the way. It sounds like the Onion video going around a few months ago where the celebrity chef made his "dream" omlette - quite literally comprised of all things that came to him whilst in a somnolent state. And though it was a bit heavy on the iron and minerals, even he didn't cross the line into sterno.
The above hissed in response by: GW at September 8, 2008 2:30 AM
The following hissed in response by: Dafydd ab Hugh
The slim possibility exists that I may have committed exaggeration.
The above hissed in response by: Dafydd ab Hugh at September 8, 2008 5:31 AM
The following hissed in response by: Karmi
You might want to check out Michelle Cottle's - Shattered - at The New Republic, for possible future quotes.
The above hissed in response by: Karmi at September 8, 2008 7:23 AM
The following hissed in response by: Doc-obiwan
Yes, it was looking like an interesting tipple, until I noticed ingredients not even the hardiest lizard would guzzle.
At least, not twice.
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