"Wonder Twin powers, activate!"

(for the "Sistine" version)

For the Sistine version:

"Go to bed, Dafydd"

For the Custer version:

"There 'e goes --- There 'e goes-again"

And Bush said, “Let there be continued life to the AG, if in my image; go forth and dominate those Dems who slither on the ground, be more fruitful and multiply my policy.”
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“I did not have relations with those jezebel firings!” (Sorry, Clinton’s Last Stand comes more to mind with the finger genius--)

Custer's:

"You go ask congress if they'll give approval for Custer to shoot back."

"No, you do it."

Several good captions so far; but I'm still waiting for the one that jumps out at me and screams perfection.

Remember, you can "enter" as often as you want! And you don't get a thing if you win! And nobody will ever read it except other Big Lizards readers! Here are some more exclamation marks to distribute as you see fit!!!!

Your only satisfaction will be the fun of beating everybody else to the perfect caption -- and seeing it immoralized in a post... I'm sorry, I meant immortalized as the "winner" in a subsequent Big Lizards post.

So keep 'em coming!

Dafydd

Sistine:

Now, whoever it was that drew the mustache on Washington’s picture -- heh, he was George too -- it took Laura all morning to erase it -- and I want you to know that I’m having Alberto investigate.

Yeah, and I didn’t appreciate the dorky sombrero they drew either.

For the Custer version:

"Couldn't this fight have been avoided, sir?"

"Never run from Injuns, Al!"

Sistine:

Warp 6, Number One.

Sí, Capitán.

Say, Alberto, why do they call you "Speedy"?

No sé, Capitán, but I did have an uncle who was the fastest ... Oh, Capitán, you want me to say something nasty, no?

Sistine:

Two scoops of Nutsy Pistachio.

Gimmee one scoop of Lemon Leahy

Sistine:

C'mon Nancy stick your head between our fingers.

Well…(as my favorite conservative used to say.) it's obvious what Gonzalez is saying, "Yes you sir. No, the white guy. The other white guy. The white guy next to that white guy… okay how about the black guy in the back.

Bush is saying, don't make me come over there Helen.

Greg Marquez
goyomarquez@earthlink.net

Sistine:

Bush: "That's a good question, Paul, and I'll turn the answer over to my good freind Alberto"

Gonzales: "Actually, I'd really prefer to answer a question from Helen Thomas in front, here..."

Custer:

Gonzales: "You've hit the nail on the head, Chairman Conyers, I WASN'T paying any attention to what my department was doing"

Bush (later): "You can BET that I chose him for his attention span... his management style reminds me of me..."

And God said, “Let there be earth, air, light, and a man who can withstand the Pelosi I’m about to make.”
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“Oh, great. Now we’re being Siouxed.”
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In the wake of the Gonzalez debacle, historians now theorize that Custer’s big mistake lay in his not memorizing phone and meeting notes before giving the order to fire.

So far, my favorite is "Don't make me come over there, Helen!" from Imperial Valley Christian Center.

But it's somewhat flawed, as it doesn't fit with the Gonzales quotation.

Another really good one is something like "come on, Nancy, stand between these two fingers."

Here's my own suggestion for the Sistine one:

Well, one of us has to pull the finger...

Dafydd

"Alberto, the only way to convince the Press is to come over here and pinky swear that you had nothing to do with the decision making process"

"I hate it when he does this... I mean, One: These aren't our pinkies, and Two: I KNOW I saw scuffing his feet on the carpet walking up to the podium..."

Sistine, of course.

Sistine.

God: Come on Adam, butch up! At least straighten out that wrist.

Cherubim: If He's so Almighty, why does He need us to carry Him around like this?

Custer: But if I pull the triggy thing it goes "BANG" and scares me!

Nk:

If we're actually going to caption the Michaelangelo, I would get rid of the God quote and change the Cherub to...

Almighty? More like All-Weighty!

Dafydd

Ok, ok, here's my "serious" entry in Biush/Gonzales Sistine:

Mr. President, this has to be about the hundredth time I've heard your "How does an Aggie say airplane?" joke.

For my Bush/Gonzalez Custer:

Tony, if you are going to allow Britney Spears at those press conferences don't sit her up high in the gallery and in the President's direct line of sight.

Sistine

"By George, I cannot tell I lie." were the strongly stated words of GWB while under the shadow of GW's portrait.

"I should have gone with that one George." Gonzales said meekly.

Custer

"And let's hear Helen's question first." Gonzalez.

"Damn you guys. I told you to lock the door!" which was directed at the Secret Service agents by an irate President Bush.

Sistine:

You know, Al, when my Dad told me I might want to stick my finger in the political pie, I didn't think it would come out this smelly.

Tell me about it, Chief.

Sistine:

No, Nancy. I’m telling you that reinstating the 8 US attorneys and firing Al is not my idea of a compromise.

You tell her, Chief.

Sistine:

Hey Al, look at this. These TV guys are saying there are several Republicans who want Karl Rove to testify under oath about you.

Wait a minute, Chief. Those numbers look funny. I’m gonna go check Big Lizards to see if they've been able to make sense of this.

(I know -- disqualified for blatant pandering.)

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