June 15, 2006

Text of That Troublous House Resolution...

Hatched by Dafydd

...That is causing all the furor, angst, hysteria, and dyspepsia among Democrats from Rep. Dennis Kucinic (D-OH, 100%) to Rep. Jane Harman (D-CA, 70%), and all ports en route.

It is H. RES. 861, and you can find it here. (Hat tip to Rich Galen of Mullings fame.)

Read it and see if you can deduce what the heck clause is causing the mass Democratic outbreak of weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth; danged if I can figure it out.

By the way, another funny point from the AP article I linked earlier. This one is laugh-out-loud funny:

Democrats decried the debate as a sham. They said Republicans promised an open discussion but, instead, stacked the deck in their own favor by limiting debate to 10 hours and barring any amendments.

"Republicans offer a political document, just before the fall elections," Rep. Ron Kind, D-Wis., said. Added Rep. Tom Lantos, D-Calif.: "They are forcing us into a charade."

They also complained that Republicans refused to allow them to present an alternative resolution. But even though they tried, Democrats weren't able to agree on such an alternative.

Oh, my!

Here is the resolution itself...

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Declaring that the United States will prevail in the Global War on Terror, the struggle to protect freedom from the terrorist adversary.

Whereas the United States and its allies are engaged in a Global War on Terror, a long and demanding struggle against an adversary that is driven by hatred of American values and that is committed to imposing, by the use of terror, its repressive ideology throughout the world;

Whereas for the past two decades, terrorists have used violence in a futile attempt to intimidate the United States;

Whereas it is essential to the security of the American people and to world security that the United States, together with its allies, take the battle to the terrorists and to those who provide them assistance;

Whereas the Taliban, Al Qaeda, and other terrorists failed to stop free elections in Afghanistan and the first popularly-elected President in that nation's history has taken office;

Whereas the continued determination of Afghanistan, the United States, and the North Atlantic Treaty Organization will be required to sustain a sovereign, free, and secure Afghanistan;

Whereas the steadfast resolve of the United States and its partners since September 11, 2001, helped persuade the government of Libya to surrender its weapons of mass destruction;

Whereas by early 2003 Saddam Hussein and his criminal, Ba'athist regime in Iraq, which had supported terrorists, constituted a threat against global peace and security and was in violation of mandatory United Nations Security Council Resolutions;

Whereas the mission of the United States and its Coalition partners, having removed Saddam Hussein and his regime from power, is to establish a sovereign, free, secure, and united Iraq at peace with its neighbors;

Whereas the terrorists have declared Iraq to be the central front in their war against all who oppose their ideology;

Whereas the Iraqi people, with the help of the United States and other Coalition partners, have formed a permanent, representative government under a newly ratified constitution;

Whereas the terrorists seek to destroy the new unity government because it threatens the terrorists' aspirations for Iraq and the broader Middle East;

Whereas United States Armed Forces, in coordination with Iraqi security forces and Coalition and other friendly forces, have scored impressive victories in Iraq including finding and killing the terrorist leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi;

Whereas Iraqi security forces are, over time, taking over from United States and Coalition forces a growing proportion of independent operations and increasingly lead the fight to secure Iraq;

Whereas the United States and Coalition servicemembers and civilians and the members of the Iraqi security forces and those assisting them who have made the ultimate sacrifice or been wounded in Iraq have done so nobly, in the cause of freedom; and

Whereas the United States and its Coalition partners will continue to support Iraq as part of the Global War on Terror: Now, therefore, be it

Resolved, That the House of Representatives --
  1. honors all those Americans who have taken an active part in the Global War on Terror, whether as first responders protecting the homeland, as servicemembers overseas, as diplomats and intelligence officers, or in other roles;
  2. honors the sacrifices of the United States Armed Forces and of partners in the Coalition, and of the Iraqis and Afghans who fight alongside them, especially those who have fallen or been wounded in the struggle, and honors as well the sacrifices of their families and of others who risk their lives to help defend freedom;
  3. declares that it is not in the national security interest of the United States to set an arbitrary date for the withdrawal or redeployment of United States Armed Forces from Iraq;
  4. declares that the United States is committed to the completion of the mission to create a sovereign, free, secure, and united Iraq;
  5. congratulates Prime Minister Nuri Al-Maliki and the Iraqi people on the courage they have shown by participating, in increasing millions, in the elections of 2005 and on the formation of the first government under Iraq's new constitution;
  6. calls upon the nations of the world to promote global peace and security by standing with the United States and other Coalition partners to support the efforts of the Iraqi and Afghan people to live in freedom; and
  7. declares that the United States will prevail in the Global War on Terror, the noble struggle to protect freedom from the terrorist adversary.

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The following hissed in response by: JebTexas

WTF are the leftards pissing and moaning about? This is all totally common sense stuff. Surely they aren't stupid enough to believe a pull-out date is in our best interest? Oh yeah, I guess they are.

JebTexasLHB@netscape.net

The above hissed in response by: JebTexas [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 16, 2006 6:43 AM

The following hissed in response by: hunter

It puts them on record of either suporting or not supporting the troops.
They are too cowardly to want that on the record.
They especially cannot stand para.7, since they have already declared defeat.

The above hissed in response by: hunter [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 16, 2006 6:49 AM

The following hissed in response by: Master Shake

It is obviously a principled protest against the overuse of the word "whereas", which will propel the Democrats to a decisive victory in the 2006 elections.

Or it could just be that it undercuts their theme of our military being nothing but torturing, blood-thirsty murderers

One of those two, definitely.

The above hissed in response by: Master Shake [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 16, 2006 7:18 AM

The following hissed in response by: Tongue Boy

Read it and see if you can deduce what the heck clause is causing the mass Democratic outbreak of weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth; danged if I can figure it out.

Did you forget your sarcasm tag?

Seriously, the problem for the Dems isn't any particular clause but the horrifying and pants-filling prospect of a roll call vote on a resolution specifying their position, in context and in totality, on the GWOT.

But I'm sure you already deduced that...

The above hissed in response by: Tongue Boy [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 16, 2006 7:48 AM

The following hissed in response by: Eg

...and then there's Sen. John Kerry(Dimwit-MA):

Kerry and other Democrats accused Republicans of political gamesmanship, and promised an authentic debate next week.

What is the matter with this fool?

The above hissed in response by: Eg [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 16, 2006 8:38 AM

The following hissed in response by: hunter

This is all about framing. They want to be able to criticisize everything about the war. To be able to call the troops cold blooded murderers for a defeated nation, etc. ad nauseum. But they don't want anyone to doubt their patriotism or integrity.
This resolution is amark in the sand. And since a majority of the dems in the House voted to stay on the poltroon side of the line, I think we can say that the dems are most unhappy about how this framing went.

The above hissed in response by: hunter [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 16, 2006 9:00 AM

The following hissed in response by: Big D

Don't the Dems realize that this resolution could end the war in Iraq sooner? Especially if it received overwhelming support by congress?

From a military strategy point of view this is exactly what you want to do right now. When the enemy gets a major defeat (Zarq now roting in hell), increase the pressure on all fronts - more raids, appoint an Iraqi defense minister, put troops in Baghdad, resolve never to quit. Beat the drum and let the enemy cower and flee.

Why do basketball coaches often call an immediate time out after the opposing team makes a spectacular play? Sure it is to to restrategize, but it is also to break the momentum of the game.

Weirdly it is the Dems who are desperately signalling the ref. that we need a time out right now, for debate and discussion. Fools.

The above hissed in response by: Big D [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 16, 2006 9:32 AM

The following hissed in response by: MTF

Kerry wanted to reword #3 ("declares that it is not in the national security interest of the United States to set an arbitrary date for the withdrawal or redeployment of United States Armed Forces from Iraq;") in such a way that it could be read as saying "we're leaving very soon", or alternatively it could be read as "we want to leave but we're not going to unless the job is finished".

His issue came down to his inability to craft a written sentence that could be reasonably understood both ways simultaneously. As soon as he figures it out, the Congress can have a "real debate".

The above hissed in response by: MTF [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 16, 2006 12:51 PM

The following hissed in response by: Terrye

I hope to God that any pissy conservative out there thinking about staying home in November because of earmarks or amnesty or whatever, will remember that if the GOP loses the House these Democrats and with them people like monkyboy here will be in control of the Congress.

The above hissed in response by: Terrye [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 16, 2006 2:33 PM

The following hissed in response by: Terrye

monkyboy;

Saddam is not dead yet. The Democrats could always have their own resolution stating that they believe Saddam and the Baathists should be put back in control of Iraq and allowed to kill and maim and starve the people of Iraq and fund terrorism to their heart's content. If they really want that then should jump right in there and demand it.

The above hissed in response by: Terrye [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 16, 2006 2:36 PM

The following hissed in response by: Bill Faith

The above hissed in response by: Bill Faith [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 16, 2006 3:32 PM

The following hissed in response by: Terrye

monkyboy:

Well you know what? If Bill Clinton had spent as much time in his second term dealing with these issues as he did with his pants down around his ankles we would not be having a lot of these discussions. For instance you can trace Chalibi back to the Clinton years, they funded him.

But the thing that pisses me off is that for years I have listened to self righteous sanctimonious little liberals bitch and moan and whine about the US pnadering to and tolerating dictators. We liberate Iraq exactly the way Bill Clinton said we should, we bring democracy to Iraq exactly the way Clinton said we should in the Iraq Liberation Act, we go after the weapons that Clinton swore were there and now all of a sudden the same lefties who insisted we bomb the hell out of Yugoslavia become outraged that we deposed the Butcher of Baghdad.

12 million voted in Iraq, Democrats claim every vote counts, I guess that does not apply to Arabs.

BTW, 20,000 Americans have not died in Iraq, combat deaths are not even at 2,000 yet. Overall casualty rates are at about 2,500. Not so long ago, in the 80's and 90's, our peace time casualty rates were that high.

I have had relatives serve in Iraq and they are a lot more pissed off about snarky people treating them like baby killers and trashing their mission than they are anything else.

The above hissed in response by: Terrye [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 16, 2006 4:35 PM

The following hissed in response by: Terrye

And by the way monky boy, I meant what I said, if you want Saddam back, lobby for it. Demand the bill putting him back in power. After all the votes of those people are meaningless, none of this has accomplished anything so we can just blow them off.

Say you want to be responsible for putting a man in power who feeds old people to starving dogs. And we can pay war reparations and aplogize for the whole no fly zone thing and tell Saddam he can get back to that whole ethnic cleansing thing he was doing before the big bad Republicans spoiled all his fun.

Just tell Saddam that lots of people try to kill presidents so it is no big deal if he tried to kill Bush and after we have made sure he is all comfy in his palace and after we have run out on the people of Iraq who actually took us at our word and after we have made sure that no one will ever have any faith in our word as a nation again maybe you and your little friends will be happy.

But I doubt it.

You will just move onto the next thing to bitch about. Probably demanding we "do something" about Darfur without getting all mired in useless details about what "something" might be.

The important thing is that you posture, and preen and impress upon the rest of us how you care about people while we are warmongering Bushbots who like to kill people. Go ahead, bring back Saddam. But I would get on it if I were you, the people of Iraq have plans for the man.

The above hissed in response by: Terrye [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 16, 2006 4:57 PM

The following hissed in response by: JebTexas

As I have said in earlier posts, monkeyboy and the rest of his ilk have no concept of reality as most of us percieve it. 20,000 dead? In what alternate life was that "fact" revealed to you? It is not possible to have any meaningful discourse with these folks. They live in their own land of make-belive, and reality will never have ANY effect on them. Although they do provide comic relief from time to time. And a chance to sharpen our skinning knives. From Phil K. Dick: Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, persists.

JebTexasLHB@netscape.net

The above hissed in response by: JebTexas [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 17, 2006 5:40 AM

The following hissed in response by: Dafydd ab Hugh

JebTexas:

Actually, I think MonkeyBoy said something like "20,000 dead and wounded." That's not an exact quote, but I'm sure he was giving a total casualty figure, not a death figure.

I have no idea if that is correct. I suppose it would depend how you define wounded.

Dafydd

The above hissed in response by: Dafydd ab Hugh [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 17, 2006 6:18 AM

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