June 9, 2006

Democrats Pooped In Colorado

Hatched by Dafydd

The Democrats in Greely, Colorado are evidently so weary and worn by constant losing that they've lost all ability to communicate like humans. Instead, the appear to have attained the level of some of our simian relatives:

Republican U.S. Rep. Marilyn Musgrave's re-election campaign was already heated, and it just got smelly as well: Her staff accused a Democratic activist Thursday of leaving an envelope full of dog feces at Musgrave's Greeley office.

Musgrave spokesman Shaun Kenney said someone stuffed the envelope through the mail slot in the door on May 31 and then sped away in a car. Kenney said most of the preprinted return address was blacked out, but staffers used the nine-digit ZIP code to trace it to Kathleen Ensz, a Weld County Democratic volunteer.

In fact, Ms. Ensz is hardly a mere volunteer; she is "vice chairwoman of a state Senate district committee for the county Democratic Party." She has admitted leaving the envelope full of filth at Musgrave's campaign headquarters... but the gentlelady insists it was only in the foyer, not in the office doors themselves.

When Associated Press asked her why she did it, she answered in characteristic Democratic fashion: she refused to comment.

But all is being taken care of; the local Democratic Party is on top of things among their "volunteers" (and their vice chairwomen). James Thompson, a spokesman for Musgrave's probable Democratic opponent, state Rep. Angela Paccione, expressed his desire to stamp out such dirty tricks:

"This type of thing is really out of our control, but of course we'll do anything that we can to discourage this."

Ah, Democrats. I remember reading a sign warning me about this sort of thing the last time I visited the monkey cage at the zoo.

Hatched by Dafydd on this day, June 9, 2006, at the time of 5:44 AM

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Comments

The following hissed in response by: trentk268

A clear indication of what the Reality Based Community has to share with the rest of us.

The above hissed in response by: trentk268 [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 9, 2006 7:52 AM

The following hissed in response by: gmax

The only difference between this elitist academician Democrat and other Democrats is that she physically was flinging poo and the other just do so metaphorically.

The above hissed in response by: gmax [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 9, 2006 8:04 AM

The following hissed in response by: RBMN

You mean all those libs that I've accused of being full of B.S. and then heard the reply, "am not," were correct? I blamed the wrong beast?

The above hissed in response by: RBMN [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 9, 2006 10:41 AM

The following hissed in response by: Master Shake

By communicating the more coherent policy proposals in the Democrat agenda, she was merely attempting to start a dialog.

The above hissed in response by: Master Shake [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 9, 2006 12:32 PM

The following hissed in response by: Smitty

Mercy, you should read what the folks at democraticunderground are say it about this!

Most are calling Miss Ensz stupid not because she simply did but she got caught doing it.

Or she's a Rovian plant!

-cs™

The above hissed in response by: Smitty [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 9, 2006 5:40 PM

The following hissed in response by: Lib-O-Suxion

UNC is famous at a "teacher's college". Aha, a prime source of "educrats" possessing degrees which do not really give them the ability to teach anything. But, boy, do they know how to teach! It makes complete sense that that this brainless dhimmicrat was a professor whatever. Fits. Perfectly!

The above hissed in response by: Lib-O-Suxion [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 11, 2006 6:14 AM

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