June 12, 2006
Clinton Reveals Bush Is God
Former President William Jefferson "Big Bible" Clinton revealed today that President George W. "Burning" Bush is, in fact, God. One can only conclude, therefore, that the rest of the Republican leadership are the Archangels, Thrones, and Powers of the heavenly heirarchy:
Clinton Links GOP Policies to More Storms
As Tropical Storm Alberto threatened to strengthen into the ninth hurricane in 22 months to affect Florida, former President Clinton predicted Monday that Republican environmental policies will lead to more severe storms.
"It is now generally recognized that while Al Gore and I were ridiculed, we were right about global warming," Clinton said at a fundraiser for the Florida Democratic Party. "It's a serious problem. It's going to lead to more hurricanes."
The Florida Republicans responded in their usual hard-hitting, take-no-prisoners style:
Jeff Sadosky, spokesman for the state Republican Party, decried Clinton's rhetoric. "Bill Clinton's class warfare and race-baiting message gets us no closer to solutions for the issues he brings up," he said.
Sadosky referred in part to Clinton's comments earlier this month in Arizona. At that event, Clinton characterized Republican Party leaders as right-wing, white Southerners.
Thus spake Clinton -- left-wing, white Southerner and the country's first black president. (At least Florida Republican spokesman Jeff Sadosky didn't refer to "the failed policies of the past.")
It is notable that Sadosky, while denouncing other things Clinton said, failed to repudiate Clinton's claim of divine powers for the current president and his party; in the tradition of the antique media, Big Lizards takes silence as assent... thus, the divinity of George W. Bush is now a bipartisan policy position.
Bush prayer rugs will shortly be available via HughHewitt.com; the White House Cathedral and Carniceria recently named Hewitt Archbishop of Blogoberry.
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The following hissed in response by: KarmiCommunist
Humans are sooooooooooooo stupid. No wonder Mother Nature gives them such few choices!!!
Good Thread...Great, in fact.
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at June 12, 2006 9:24 PM
The following hissed in response by: KarmiCommunist
Hurricane Katrina worked great for the Dems, so why not Tropical Storm Alberto. They will be praying/chanting for a CAT 5000 all year!!!
'snicker'
The above hissed in response by: KarmiCommunist at June 12, 2006 9:31 PM
The following hissed in response by: hunter
As amemebr of the VRWC, I was enjoying my dinner of baby rabbit, with a soup of milk-fed fawns, and pondering,with my fellow members of the VRWC, how we could wreak more havoc on the people. My companion at our repast wagged his finger at me, as he puffed on his great cigar, and reminded me that there was no need to worry: that as long as the bushitlerhalliburtonmcdonaldsneoconzionistretardgeniuspuppetgodfather was inthe WH, all is well - Bush's mystical powers will see that more destruciton will reign down on the poor folks of America, particularly those of color, this very year.
I raised my glass of freshly harvested mother's milk and toasted my friend's insight regarding our godlike powers.
As if.
The above hissed in response by: hunter at June 12, 2006 9:33 PM
The following hissed in response by: KarmiCommunist
...the divinity of George W. Bush is now a bipartisan policy position.
CAT 4500 Alberto is now roaring down upon my humble protected Environmental Swamp. i will try to do live updates on the devastation, but my DirecWAY satellite connection is seriously flickering already.
i will try to send in parts, before Alberto and Bush devour my humble Dualistic world here in a swamp that i share with gators, possum, mosquitoes...hold on!!! i will try to send now. My hut is *SHAKING* in such a way.
. flickering be ep tr o sen oon
t a be c . o !
A brief break...some hours later,
KårmiÇømmünîs†
Reporting *LIVE* (so far) from Hog Valley, Florida
The above hissed in response by: KarmiCommunist at June 12, 2006 10:08 PM
The following hissed in response by: KarmiCommunist
...the divinity of George W. Bush is now a bipartisan policy position.
CAT 4500 Alberto is now roaring down upon my humble protected Environmental Swamp. i will try to do live updates on the devastation, but my DirecWAY satellite connection is seriously flickering already.
i will try to send in parts, before Alberto and Bush devour my humble Dualistic world here in a swamp that i share with gators, possum, mosquitoes...hold on!!! i will try to send now. My hut is *SHAKING* in such a way.
. flickering be ep tr o sen oon
t a be c . o !
A brief break...some hours later,
KårmiÇømmünîs†
Reporting *LIVE* (so far) from Hog Valley, Florida
The above hissed in response by: KarmiCommunist at June 12, 2006 10:09 PM
The following hissed in response by: KarmiCommunist
...the divinity of George W. Bush is now a bipartisan policy position.
CAT 4500 Alberto is now roaring down upon my humble protected Environmental Swamp. i will try to do live updates on the devastation, but my DirecWAY satellite connection is seriously flickering already.
i will try to send in parts, before Alberto and Bush devour my humble Dualistic world here in a swamp that i share with gators, possum, mosquitoes...hold on!!! i will try to send now. My hut is *SHAKING* in such a way.
. flickering be ep tr o sen oon
t a be c . o !
A brief break...some hours later,
KårmiÇømmünîs†
Reporting *LIVE* (so far) from Hog Valley, Florida
The above hissed in response by: KarmiCommunist at June 12, 2006 10:10 PM
The following hissed in response by: KarmiCommunist
HELP!!! Send FEMA now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The above hissed in response by: KarmiCommunist at June 12, 2006 10:21 PM
The following hissed in response by: Don
Well come now Dafydd! There are no records of any hurricane before the mother-defiling precursors of the GOP invaded (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aztec#Spanish_conquest)the pristine and just society of the Sun People. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aztec#Human_sacrifice
They simply must not have happened until the Spanish Inquisition and it's successor the GOP came to North America.....
The above hissed in response by: Don at June 13, 2006 7:40 AM
The following hissed in response by: Don
Well come now Dafydd! There are no records of any hurricane before the mother-defiling precursors of the GOP invaded (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aztec#Spanish_conquest)the pristine and just society of the Sun People. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aztec#Human_sacrifice
They simply must not have happened until the Spanish Inquisition and it's successor the GOP came to North America.....
The above hissed in response by: Don at June 13, 2006 7:57 AM
The following hissed in response by: Don
Clinton's judgement on these matters is suspect: he has previously said the same about Monica Lewinsky.
You think not? Consider the following:
BC: Monica? Oh God, Oh God, Oh my God!
There you have it folks.....
The above hissed in response by: Don at June 13, 2006 8:51 AM
The following hissed in response by: Big D
Bush is God! No wait, a doofus! Wait, even better...He's an evil mind controlling puppet of corporations controlling everything with his mind control controller...er...uh...
The above hissed in response by: Big D at June 13, 2006 9:01 AM
The following hissed in response by: Hal
Bush is God? Sounds like a surefire recruitment theme.
The Republican Party
The only way to achieve transcendence when running for office.
The above hissed in response by: Hal at June 13, 2006 1:39 PM
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