May 16, 2006

Excellent Amendment: Criminals Can't Become Citizens

Hatched by Dafydd

The Senate is currently working through a series of amendments. Some are bad; some are really ugly, like Byron Dorgan's (D-N.D.) attempt to prevent "foreigners and recent illegal immigrants" (!) from signing up to be guest workers; one presumes Dorgan wants the guest-worker program limited to Americans only.

But some of the amendments are really, really good. For example, this one:

Compromise averted a third showdown, when the bill's critics and supporters agreed to deny illegal immigrants any chance at citizenship if they had been convicted of three misdemeanors or a felony.

The last time this came up, I think I remember it was the Senate that killed it; so it's a great leap forward (er, maybe I should use a different expression) that the Senate is now aboard in saying that we only want to extend citizenship to assimilated immigrants with American virtues, not thugs with American vices.

I'm sure the House will have no objection to this provision.

Hatched by Dafydd on this day, May 16, 2006, at the time of 5:06 PM

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The following hissed in response by: Don

I'm fum (sic) South Dakota and I's with Ole Byrum on this une. I don't hold with them foreigners. They didn't want to be Americans so they should just stay where they came from!

I'm for a consistent policy - immigration for US citizens only! What do we do with illegal people? Fricasee them, I say!

The above hissed in response by: Don [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 16, 2006 5:36 PM

The following hissed in response by: Jim,MtnViewCA,USA

So what is the hurry on figuring out the status of illegals? They've been here, in some cases, for years. Is there some deadline to come up with a policy on their status? Why not take time and get it right? Is this such a pressing problem?
In the meantime, border security is by comparison simple and part of the constitutional duties of the gov't. Why not iron out any technical kinks on that issue and get it in place and under steam?
Because of course, if illegals are given amnesty, and the border is treated with a band-aid, we'll be back to this same topic again in another year or five.
Secure the border--something all of us can agree on. Then talk about illegals, which is a difficult and complicated topic indeed.

The above hissed in response by: Jim,MtnViewCA,USA [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 16, 2006 10:45 PM

The following hissed in response by: Jim,MtnViewCA,USA

Mexico has indicated that it will sue in US courts if we secure our border.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060516/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/mexico_us_immigration_6
Perhaps this approach would make the situation more
palatable to our southern neighbors?
http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=2258

The above hissed in response by: Jim,MtnViewCA,USA [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 16, 2006 10:56 PM

The following hissed in response by: Dafydd ab Hugh

Jim,MtnViewCA,USA:

Again, the word "amnesty" does not mean what you think it means. Please look it up in the dictionary.

Second, suppose I were to suggest to you that we should first enact the provisions erecting a path to citizenship and a guest worker program; and only after those are in place should we tackle the problem of building a fence and other border-security provisions. Would you go for it?

Of course you wouldn't. And the reason you would reject it is that you would not trust the Democrats to allow the border-security vote later if they already had what they wanted. They might filibuster it, then laugh like loons at the mess they had wrought.

And you would be absolutely right; I sure as shootin' wouldn't trust 'em farther than I could chuck 'em.

Now, take a step backwards, so that you're outside your own body, viewing the tableau as if you were a spirit moving upon the deep. Look at that Democrat over there... why should he trust you any more than you trust him?

He may think, sure, today we allow a vote on border security alone... and then later, when that's settled, those Republicans will betray us, break their word, and not allow a vote on the normalization or the guest worker program!

The reason we cannot just give the border-security people everything they want and the Democrats absolutely nothing is that we need Democratic support, or at least tolerance, to enact anything at all.

There are 45 Democrats (counting Jeffords) in the Senate; they need only 41 to stop the border-security bill in its tracks. Too, there are a number of liberal to moderate Republican senators, of whom at least four or five would definitely vote against a pure border-security bill like the House enacted.

Do the math: without the Democrats, you do not have the votes to enact anything.

Finally, let me take your suggestion to a new context. You're trying to buy a car, and you're still dickering with the dealer over the exact price. You make the following suggestion:

Mr. Dealer, I know we're kind of far apart on the money thing: you want $40,000 and I'm offering $25,000. But we both agree that under the deal, when we finally make it, I'll end up with the car.

So how about this: let's do the part we all agree on right now. You hand me the car keys and sign the pink slip over to me.

Then after that's all settled and I have the car, we'll return to this negotiation about how much I should pay you. That's fair, isn't it?

Do you think the friendly dealer will go for that deal? No... and for the very same reason the Dems won't go for the one you propose!

Dafydd

The above hissed in response by: Dafydd ab Hugh [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 17, 2006 4:49 AM

The following hissed in response by: Jim,MtnViewCA,USA

Dafydd said: Again, the word "amnesty" does not mean what you think it means. Please look it up in the dictionary.
I see that no less an authority than Mark Steyn also weighs in saying it is not amnesty. so I guess I have to concede this one. Here is the quote, referring to the Social Security compromise in which illegals will be eligible for benefits after using identity fraud pay into SS:
http://www.washingtontimes.com/commentary/20060521-102939-3655r.htm
Sen. John McCain...angrily denied the Senate legislation was an "amnesty." ...He has a point. Technically, an "amnesty" only involves pardoning a person for a crime rather than...pardoning him for a crime and also giving him a cash bonus for committing it.
Me again: I read some commentators who claim that the Senate bill will also [not amnesty, perhaps "excuse"?] employers for past violations of hiring illegals. At least this non-amnesty will not be narrowly restricted to foreigners!

The above hissed in response by: Jim,MtnViewCA,USA [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 22, 2006 11:25 AM

The following hissed in response by: Dafydd ab Hugh

Jim,MtnViewCA,USA:

Jim, if fifty thousand Mark Steyns abuse the word "amnesty," then fifty thousand Mark Steyns are still wrong.

The word does not mean what you (and Steyn) think it does. The phrase you are groping for is "plea bargain."

Dafydd

The above hissed in response by: Dafydd ab Hugh [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 22, 2006 2:04 PM

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