December 29, 2005

The Ten Worst Americans Ever

Hatched by Dafydd

Over on my old stomping ground of Captain's Quarters, I read that a blog I actually haven't seen before, All things Beautiful, had challenged the blogosphere to come up with a list of the ten worst Americans.

My criteria were that the person had to be from America, that his evil be directed at America or else be peculiarly American, and that the evil be sui generis, not simply a run-of-the-mill mass murder or felony spree.

After several days of cogitation, I came up with my own list. Amazingly, it shares only one name with the list that Captain Ed came up with, which I think mostly came from his readers* : that one name, of course, will be on virtually every such list -- unless the blogger deliberately sets out not to include it. Can you guess it? I'll leave it for last.

* I mean of course that his readers supplied the names, not that his readers were the names!

Here is the list in chronological order, except for the last entry: I'm not ranking them from 1 to 10, I'm only numbering them by date for convenience.

  1. Chief Opechancanough: Chief of the Pamunkeys tribe, one branch of the Powhatan people. In 1622, Opechancanough was trying to establish his standing in the Powhatan. He had been in Europe for some time and had just returned to the Virginia area, and he was trying to show that he was more Powhatan than European. So he launched a horrible massacre against the Virginia Colony, who until then had been very friendly with the Powhatan. Opechancanough killed at least 400 colonists before finally being driven back at the gates of Jamestown. (The colonists later retaliated by poisoning the drinks at a truce talk, killing 250 Indians.) It was the first definitely known Indian massacre of American English settlers... and it happened before there had been any significant violence the other direction. It set the stage for more than a quarter of a millennium of violence and warfare between the two people... and its only purpose was a political campaign.
  2. Frederick J. Alfred: He was the Democratic editor of the Staunton Vindicator, a pro-slavery newspaper from 1849. Alfred gets the nod as a stand-in for all the journalists of the day who urged the South to fight to preserve the greatest evil of the nineteenth century: human chattel slavery. Alfred in particular was a rabid fan of the Fugitive Slave Bill, which sought to force every state in the union to acquiesce in slavery, even free states, by forcing every federal agent within to apprehend and remove into slave states any black man, woman, or child, merely on the say-so of some white slaveowner that the person was an escaped slave of his. Alfred and his cohorts pushed America into civil war.
  3. William Marcy "Boss" Tweed: The epitome of political corruption in all of American history, the "boss" of Tammany Hall; the millions upon millions he and his gang looted from New York City -- as much as an astounding $200,000,000 -- from 1856 through 1871 was exceeded only by Tweed's unbounded arrogance. When a disgruntled gang member spilled the beans to the New York Times about Tweed's staggering corruption, Tweed's only response was "What are you going to do about it?" Eight years later, Boss Tweed died in prison.
  4. Alger Hiss: The most notorious of all the Soviet spies ushered into the federal government in 1933 by the malign neglect of President Franklin Delano Roosevelt. There is no better discussion of Hiss's treachery than Whittiker Chambers' Witness.
  5. John Dillinger: The very model of the modern American bank robber/folk hero, a brutal thug whose athletic grace while robbing and slaughtering innocents earned him a cult following. There is even a John Dillinger Died For You Society (which may or may not have some connection with the infamous Robert Anton Wilson) still in existence to extol his supposed virtues. When the FBI slew him in 1934, eager fans dipped their handkerchiefs in his blood, as if he were Jesus.
  6. Private Edward Donald Slovik: The first American military deserter executed since the Civil War -- and the last person ever executed for desertion from the American armed forces. Slovik was a petty crook drafted into World War II; when he made clear his intent (in writing!) to desert in the face of enemy fire, he was tried and convicted at a court martial and sentenced to death. He was executed by firing squad on the last day of January, 1945. Slovik can serve as representative of all those who deserted America during the existential fight against Naziism.
  7. The Rosenbergs: During World War II, they gave the Soviets the secret of the atomic bomb, thus setting off the Cold War almost single-handedly. 'Nuff said?
  8. Dr. Jack Kevorkian: Come on, the man is the closest thing we have to a death worshipping Kali cultist! His zeal at talking people into solving all their problems by killing themselves, his infernal killing machine, and his unrepentant pleasure in watching them push the button, or in some cases, pushing it himself, surely earns him a waxwork in the Chamber of Horrors at Madame Tussaud's.
  9. Rev. Fred Waldron Phelps: Not content with an entire religious philosophy summed up by his website, www.godhatesfags.com, which is also the slogan he and his acolytes chant outside AIDS hospices, the Phelps fanatics have recently taken to invading and disrupting the funerals of American soldiers slain in Iraq and Afghanistan by terrorists, tormenting the widows and fatherless (or motherless) children. I don't know why, and I'm not going to visit his vile website to find out. But surely he is a charter member of this rogue's gallery.

And of course, you have already guessed the number one worst American ever, the man whose very name has become synonymous with betrayal of one's country. A war hero who sold out his country for £20,000 sterling and a commission as a brigadier general. The one, the only....

...10. Benedict Arnold, of course!

Hatched by Dafydd on this day, December 29, 2005, at the time of 5:28 AM

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The following hissed in response by: Alexandra von Maltzan

"A blog I have not seen before..."

Norty norty Dafydd, have you not been reading your Trackbacks all this time?

Well this is one:

All Things Beautiful TrackBack A Challenge To The Blogosphere: 'The Ten Worst Americans' List

As a post Christmas/Hannukah Challenge, I invited the Blogosphere to name 'The Ten Worst Americans'...Dafydd @ Big Lizzards, one of my favorite Bloggers (who urgently needs a pair of glasses), has produced a list with very extensive and thoughtful explanations.

The above hissed in response by: Alexandra von Maltzan [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 29, 2005 5:48 AM

The following hissed in response by: Steven Den Beste

I've seen three of these lists now and they're all quite interesting. But no one has included what would be my number one and two nominees:

1. Rachel Carson.

She has the distinction of being responsible (IMHO) for more premature deaths than any other American. More than Hitler, more even than Stalin. Because of her book Silent Spring, DDT was banned world wide leading to a drastic increase in yearly malaria deaths which continues to this day.

Malaria causes 1.85 million deaths per year now, mostly in Africa, and the majority of those are children. It used to be even more. The majority of those could have been prevented by DDT.

2. Jeremy Rifkin. No single person has done more to prevent modern technology from improving the lives of the people of the world. Rifkin is a one-man Luddite revolution. He's had his greatest success in Europe where they've heeded him and banned virtually all genetically modified organisms. It's not just that they refuse to grow them there; they also refuse to import them. As a result, many third world nations, especially in Africa, refuse to grow them as well because doing so would lose them the possibility of exporting foodstuffs to Europe during good growing years.

Which means that in bad growing years they've faced widespread famine and mass starvation which could have been prevented by GMOs. Worse, they have refused to permit importation of GM grain from the US during those famines to feed their own starving people, out of fear that some of the grain would "escape" and be planted.

In the long run, it's hard to guess whether Carson or Rifkin will actually be responsible for more premature deaths overall. Carson started earlier but Rifkin's influence is broader and I would suspect he's catching up fast.

The above hissed in response by: Steven Den Beste [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 29, 2005 10:09 AM

The following hissed in response by: RBMN

I'd switch from Kevorkian to Aldrich Ames. I sure wouldn't put assisted suicide up at that level of Ames' evil.

From:
STATEMENT OF THE DIRECTOR OF CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE ON THE CLANDESTINE SERVICES AND THE DAMAGE CAUSED BY ALDRICH AMES
7 December 1995
http://www.loyola.edu/dept/politics/intel/dec95dci.html

excerpt:

Aldrich Ames' espionage on behalf of the Soviet Union and Russia from April 1985 through February 1994 caused severe, wide-ranging and continuing damage to US national security interests. In addition to the points that I made in my public statement on 31 October, Ames did the following:

* In June 1985, he disclosed the identity of numerous U.S. clandestine agents in the Soviet Union, at least nine of whom were executed. These agents were at the heart of our effort to collect intelligence and counterintelligence against the Soviet Union. As a result, we lost opportunities to better understand what was going on in the Soviet Union at a crucial time in history.

* He disclosed, over the next decade, the identity of many US agents run against the Soviets, and later the Russians.

* He disclosed the techniques and methods of double agent operations, details of our clandestine trade craft, communication techniques and agent validation methods. He went to extraordinary length to learn about U.S. double agent operations and pass information on them to the Soviets.

* He disclosed details about US counterintelligence activities that not only devastated our efforts at the time, but also made us more vulnerable to KGB operations against us.

* He identified CIA and other intelligence community personnel. Ames contends that he disclosed personal information on, or the identities of, only a few American intelligence officials. We do not believe that assertion.

* He provided details of US intelligence technical collection activities and analytic techniques.

* He provided finished intelligence reports, current intelligence reporting, arms control papers, and selected Department of State and Department of Defense cables. For example, during one assignment, he gave the KGB a stack of documents estimated to be 15 to 20 feet high.


The above hissed in response by: RBMN [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 29, 2005 1:37 PM

The following hissed in response by: Dafydd ab Hugh

Alexandra van Maltzen:

...have you not been reading your Trackbacks all this time?

Well, as you'll note, the trackback didn't show up as a trackback! The only reason I already knew about it is I saw a bunch of referrals on Sitemeter, and I reasoned "say, I'll bet All Things Beautiful linked my post."

I think the technology of trackbacks is still in its infancy; there's one die-hard Big Lizards reader, Bill Faith, who has his own blog (a very good one: Small Town Veteran); he uses TypePad also, and he simply cannot make trackbacks work on Big Lizards, which frustrates us both no end. It's especially irritating because both Movable Type and TypePad are made by the same company, I believe: Six Apart. Yeesh.

A couple of days ago, Bill was mysteriously able to leave a couple of trackbacks; then equally mysteriously, he ceased being able to do so. I changed absolutely nothing in my setup during that period, and neither (I think) did he. Go figure!

I do always click on any trackback I do receive and read the entry, just out of curiosity whether I'm being praised or pilloried. So if you've been able to leave trackbacks before (that actually showed up), then I have read ATB; the problem with the Web now is that there are so many great blogs out there, it's impossible to read even a significant fraction of them!

This actually causes a problem for small-timers like me who want to claw our way up into the Power Line/Instapundit stratosphere someday: with the fragmentation of the blogosphere, even with more people reading, you get fewer readers per blog. A blog can still do spectacularly well, but only by somehow coming to the attention of many, many more readers than would normally notice a new blog -- and then retaining them, of course. But that is a lot harder to do now than, say, three years ago or more, when many of the powerhouses of today started.

We latecomers -- it looks like All Things Beautiful (a blogozine?) started in July this year, and Big Lizards' first post was September 16th, 2005 -- are going to have to fight and claw our way up the ladder in a way that, to be honest about it, Glenn Reynolds (Instapundit began in August 2001) and Markos Moulitsas Zúniga (Daily Kos began in May 2002) didn't have to do: they had virtually no competition.

I can't find a Sitemeter bug on your site, so I don't know how much traffic you get; but I'm pretty sure it's considerably more than mine. And you definitely get linked more than I: your link score is 135, mine is only 93; you're about halfway up the Large Mammals category in the TTLB Ecosystem, while I'm still struggling up the Marauding Marsupials tier (I used to be a Large Mammal before the great change in formulae!)

So I'd say you're definitely doing better than I... but I still have high hopes I'll eventually move from (very low) four-figures of "circulation" to five figures -- someday. (Of course, "someday" might mean five years from now. Ouch.)

But both of us have tough rows to how even to get up to Captain's Quarters level, let alone Power Line or the gods of the blogosphere. I hope we both make it!

Dafydd

The above hissed in response by: Dafydd ab Hugh [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 29, 2005 2:02 PM

The following hissed in response by: KarmiCommunist

My list doesn't start until Jimmy "The Mullah" Carter...

The above hissed in response by: KarmiCommunist [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 29, 2005 3:24 PM

The following hissed in response by: KarmiCommunist

Then comes Bill Clinton, at #2. He built a "Wall", after cutting America's Intel and Military down to the bone. He rode Reagan's economy and the DOT.coms as if he were a surfer, whilst...whilst whatever.

Carter had no clue...Clinton had many clues, closed his eyes to the facts, and took the sexual route. Clinton belongs in Prison...at best.

That's two, in a list of 100,000 *PLUS*!!!

KårmiÇømmünîs†

The above hissed in response by: KarmiCommunist [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 29, 2005 7:25 PM

The following hissed in response by: Jack Tanner

Where's mass murder accomplice Walter Duranty?

The above hissed in response by: Jack Tanner [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 30, 2005 8:30 AM

The following hissed in response by: Dafydd ab Hugh

Jack Tanner:

Where's mass murder accomplice Walter Duranty?

Heck, I didn't even get around to listing Franklin Delano Roosevelt.

I was just saying to Sachi that it took me four days to come up with a list of the ten worst Americans; but if they'd let me go with the hundred worst, I could've had that up in fifteen minutes!

The hard part was the culling.

Dafydd

The above hissed in response by: Dafydd ab Hugh [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 30, 2005 1:49 PM

The following hissed in response by: senorlechero

Great list Daffydd..........I am so glad you included Kervorkian, bacause I forgot him........But don't you think Timothy Mcveigh and Ted Bundy need to be in the top 10?

My list would include John Gotti (as a stand in for all Mob Bosses) Lyndon Johnson (the most evil President needs to be on that list) and Janet Reno (something about her is so wrong........but then again, she is responsible for Bush's first presidency......I call it Elian's Revenge)

The above hissed in response by: senorlechero [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 30, 2005 3:54 PM

The following hissed in response by: David

Great list, Dafydd. I'd not disagree with a one of your selections.

Sidebar: Dafydd, Alexandra--nice that two of the very best bloggers in the 'sphere have finally "met". And as for your respective rankings in the TTLB ecosystem, well, I'd gladly surrender my ranking to either (or both) of you, cos based on quality of content you each deserve LOTS more traffic and recognition. You each have blogs I read whenever I want a break from mindless surfing. :-)

Of course, as Dafydd points out, there are a lot of really good blogs out there and keeping up with them all is... simply impossible. I have you both in my RSS Feeds along with tons of others I speed scan daily, and I'm falling way, way behind.

THANK YOU both for all the great blog you do!

(BTW [offers up neck for the cut--heh], Dafydd, consider Lincoln. For all the good he inarguably did, he (wittingly and intentionally) sowed the wind and we are reaping the whirlwind of federal abuse of power... )

The above hissed in response by: David [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 30, 2005 7:48 PM

The following hissed in response by: Dafydd ab Hugh

David:

(BTW [offers up neck for the cut--heh], Dafydd, consider Lincoln. For all the good he inarguably did, he (wittingly and intentionally) sowed the wind and we are reaping the whirlwind of federal abuse of power... )

Well, I tried to stay away from people who did both great good and great bad, unless (as with Benedict Arnold) the latter specifically undid the former. In Lincoln's case, he chose to preserve the Union... and the only way to do that was to fundamentally change it (read the last scene in Gore Vidal's Lincoln; we're not alone in thinking this!)

So if it were a choice between preserving the Union by federalizing it, or letting it split apart into a struggling North and an evil regime in the South, both of which would probably have collapsed within a generation -- heck, I think if that were my Hobson's Choice, I would make the same decision Lincoln made.

Dafydd

The above hissed in response by: Dafydd ab Hugh [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 30, 2005 9:28 PM

The following hissed in response by: Alexandra von Maltzan

Dafydd,
Don't want to clutter up your comments here, can you send me a quick email, as I don't see your email address anywhere. Thanks

The above hissed in response by: Alexandra von Maltzan [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 11, 2006 12:27 AM

The following hissed in response by: Alexandra von Maltzan

Dafydd,
Don't want to clutter up your comments here, can you send me a quick email, as I don't see your email address anywhere. Thanks.

The above hissed in response by: Alexandra von Maltzan [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 11, 2006 1:12 AM

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